Lets pretend climate change is a fact for the day

[gingerjedi]

Ok, we have three good ideas now.

1. Anal Sex.
2. Time Travel
3. Splitting the Atom

I think some of the activities could be combined.

4. More pirates

[FSM with Cheddar]

Forget about World Wars, the only sure-fire way to reduce the population is to switch everyone over 100% to anal sex.

I saw some C4 documentary about porn, and there was a woman that had had too much action, and her arse had basically fallen out. Not a good look.

So perhaps we need to shoot the woman once this happens, to prevent her (our) suffering?

[FSM with Cheddar]

4. More pirates

Oh yeah sorry.

we can definitely combine number 4 with some of the others.

[EternalOptimist]

I saw some C4 documentary about porn, and there was a woman that had had too much action, and her arse had basically fallen out. Not a good look.

So perhaps we need to shoot the woman once this happens, to prevent their (our) suffering?

Shooting is a bit extreme. They can do amazing things these days, with reconstructive surgery and gene therapy. I can see a time when the poor lady could be given an injection with @rse-stem-cells or something

[FSM with Cheddar]

Shooting is a bit extreme. They can do amazing things these days, with reconstructive surgery and gene therapy. I can see a time when the poor lady could be given an injection with @rse-stem-cells or something

EO - you altruism shows no bounds.

[Andy2]

Plant more trees infact cover all the open areas with trees
that will sort out AGW

[sasguru]

Climate change is clearly not happening. And in other news the CUK Cretins Collective have declared the Earth to be flat because "it's obvious, innit? Stands to reason".

Dolts.

[FSM with Cheddar]

Climate change is clearly not happening. And in other news the CUK Cretins Collective have declared the Earth to be flat because "it's obvious, innit? Stands to reason".

Dolts.

shut up guru.

This thread has nothing to do with logic or insulting people. If you can't be constructive (look at EO's ideas) then don't say anything.

[Drewster]

shut up guru.

This thread has nothing to do with logic or insulting people. If you can't be constructive (look at EO's ideas) then don't say anything.

Amended text:
shut up guru don't say anything... ever!

HTH

[Gordon Brown]

All issues can and have been resolved with punitive taxation.

Darling and I are currently destroying wealth creation in the UK, and I can see no issues stopping us taxing everyone to oblivion to prevent Climate Change.

All it takes is your X at the ballot box next election.