Originally posted by FSM with Cheddar
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Lets pretend climate change is a fact for the day
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Science isn't about why, it's about why not. You ask: why is so much of our science dangerous? I say: why not marry safe science if you love it so much. In fact, why not invent a special safety door that won't hit you in the butt on the way out, because you are fired. - Cave Johnson -
Originally posted by EternalOptimist View PostForget about World Wars, the only sure-fire way to reduce the population is to switch everyone over 100% to anal sex.
So perhaps we need to shoot the woman once this happens, to prevent her (our) suffering?Originally posted by cailin maithHang on - there is actually a place called Cheddar??Comment
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Originally posted by gingerjedi View Post4. More pirates
we can definitely combine number 4 with some of the others.Originally posted by cailin maithHang on - there is actually a place called Cheddar??Comment
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Originally posted by FSM with Cheddar View PostI saw some C4 documentary about porn, and there was a woman that had had too much action, and her arse had basically fallen out. Not a good look.
So perhaps we need to shoot the woman once this happens, to prevent their (our) suffering?
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Originally posted by EternalOptimist View PostShooting is a bit extreme. They can do amazing things these days, with reconstructive surgery and gene therapy. I can see a time when the poor lady could be given an injection with @rse-stem-cells or something
Originally posted by cailin maithHang on - there is actually a place called Cheddar??Comment
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Climate change is clearly not happening. And in other news the CUK Cretins Collective have declared the Earth to be flat because "it's obvious, innit? Stands to reason".
Dolts.Hard Brexit now!
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Originally posted by sasguru View PostClimate change is clearly not happening. And in other news the CUK Cretins Collective have declared the Earth to be flat because "it's obvious, innit? Stands to reason".
Dolts.
This thread has nothing to do with logic or insulting people. If you can't be constructive (look at EO's ideas) then don't say anything.Originally posted by cailin maithHang on - there is actually a place called Cheddar??Comment
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Originally posted by FSM with Cheddar View Postshut up guru.
This thread has nothing to do with logic or insulting people. If you can't be constructive (look at EO's ideas) then don't say anything.
shut up guru don't say anything... ever!
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All issues can and have been resolved with punitive taxation.
Darling and I are currently destroying wealth creation in the UK, and I can see no issues stopping us taxing everyone to oblivion to prevent Climate Change.
All it takes is your X at the ballot box next election.If you've got a problem and no one else can help, and if you can find him, maybe you can hire...Gordon Brown ...( cue music )Comment
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