Where's the AtW option - he should be given the option of some self lovin' surely.
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Nominations for AtW's first shag.
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Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post<croaky voice>
get me some lube boy. I dried up in me seventies
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I'm better than dirt. Well, most kinds of dirt, not that fancy store-bought dirt... I can't compete with that stuff.Comment
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Whoever is going to perform this onerous task (for which a victoria Cross would not be adequate recompense), please do it soon. It would save hours of AtW's tedious virginal ramblings.Hard Brexit now!
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Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post<croaky voice>
get me some lube boy. I dried up in me seventies
<croaky voice>
I'll have to get another coffee now. Thanks.Comment
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AtW's first shag????
( <------- is that correct usage CM?)Si posse, recte, si non, quocumque modo remComment
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Originally posted by sasguru View PostWhoever is going to perform this onerous task (for which a victoria Cross would not be adequate recompense), please do it soon. It would save hours of AtW's tedious virginal ramblings.Comment
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Originally posted by Andy2 View PostYou mean a Gurkha ?Hang on - there is actually a place called Cheddar?? - cailin maith
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Originally posted by suityou01 View PostRun Pogle, RUN!!!!!!I'm sorry, but I'll make no apologies for this
Pogle is awarded +5 Xeno Geek Points.
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