Nominations for AtW's first shag.

[moorfield]

Where's the AtW option - he should be given the option of some self lovin' surely.

[TykeMerc]

Where's the Vinyl Vera option?

[Rookie]

<croaky voice>
get me some lube boy. I dried up in me seventies
<croaky voice>

the seventies.

[sasguru]

Whoever is going to perform this onerous task (for which a victoria Cross would not be adequate recompense), please do it soon. It would save hours of AtW's tedious virginal ramblings.

[BrilloPad]

Where is the Lucy option?

[realityhack]

<croaky voice>
get me some lube boy. I dried up in me seventies
<croaky voice>

I'll have to get another coffee now. Thanks.

[Bear]

AtW's first shag????

( <------- is that correct usage CM?)

[Andy2]

Whoever is going to perform this onerous task (for which a victoria Cross would not be adequate recompense), please do it soon. It would save hours of AtW's tedious virginal ramblings.

You mean a Gurkha ?

[snaw]

You mean a Gurkha ?

Either that or that old boot who's always getting photographed with them

[Pogle]

Run Pogle, RUN!!!!!!

I'm lacing up me nikes as I type - quite a feat I think you'll find