Reply to: Nominations for AtW's first shag.

[sasguru]

sasguru is cornered now (I hope that's obvious to everyone else reading this apart from his multiple sockpuppets) - he is clearly under enough pressure to crack now, but not enough to turn his graphite dark soul into sparkling diamond - applying enough pressure to achieve that would break up the planet

Yes I'm cornered by the 40 year old virgin.

Woe is me! Aarghhhhhhhh!

[AtW]

I guess it's how much pressure you're under.

sasguru is cornered now (I hope that's obvious to everyone else reading this apart from his multiple sockpuppets) - he is clearly under enough pressure to crack now, but not enough to turn his graphite dark soul into sparkling diamond - applying enough pressure to achieve that would break up the planet

[AtW]

Wow, AtW found something that was, get this, the opposite of the famed sparkling diamond.

Dude, diamonds and graphite are close relatives - they are only opposite in your greedy banking city mind: I find that your self confession was pretty revealing, though I am sure you prefer to think of yourself as a sparkling diamons rather than worthless piece of glass covered in clay and graphite.

HTH

[realityhack]

Yes I'm sure finding that made someone of your intellect laugh.
Wow, AtW found something that was, get this, the opposite of the famed sparking diamond.
Slap my thigh, slap my thigh.

Wot a genius.

Not quite the opposite. I guess it's how much pressure you're under. In this context you're probably a 9B, because that's all you need to be.

[sasguru]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Koh-I-Noor_(company)

"Koh-i-Noor Hardtmuth a.s. is a Czech manufacturer of a full line of pencils, pens, art supplies. Formed in 1790 by Joseph Hardtmuth of Austria, the company was named after the Koh-i-Noor, a famous Indian diamond. In 1802 they patented the first pencil lead made from a combination of clay and graphite."

That's what you are mate - a combination of clay and graphite.

Yes I'm sure finding that made someone of your intellect laugh.
Wow, AtW found something that was, get this, the opposite of the famed sparkling diamond.
Slap my thigh, slap my thigh.

Wot a genius.

[realityhack]

Erm

AtW - here's some more straws for you to clutch at, just let me back off to a safe distance first.

[AtW]

every post of mine sparkles like the Kohinoor.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Koh-I-Noor_(company)

"Koh-i-Noor Hardtmuth a.s. is a Czech manufacturer of a full line of pencils, pens, art supplies. Formed in 1790 by Joseph Hardtmuth of Austria, the company was named after the Koh-i-Noor, a famous Indian diamond. In 1802 they patented the first pencil lead made from a combination of clay and graphite."

That's what you are mate - a combination of clay and graphite.

[sasguru]

And your every post is a crown jewel of knowledge?

Compared to your turd-like, diarrhoeal contributions, every post of mine sparkles like the Kohinoor.

HTH

[AtW]

So no vounteers yet? AtW's level of rubbish generated by suppressed frustration has risen to astronomical levels.

And your every post is a crown jewel of knowledge?

[sasguru]

So no vounteers yet? AtW's level of rubbish generated by suppressed frustration has risen to astronomical levels.

[Pogle]

Run Pogle, RUN!!!!!!

I'm lacing up me nikes as I type - quite a feat I think you'll find

[snaw]

You mean a Gurkha ?

Either that or that old boot who's always getting photographed with them

[Andy2]

Whoever is going to perform this onerous task (for which a victoria Cross would not be adequate recompense), please do it soon. It would save hours of AtW's tedious virginal ramblings.

You mean a Gurkha ?

[Bear]

AtW's first shag????

( <------- is that correct usage CM?)

[realityhack]

<croaky voice>
get me some lube boy. I dried up in me seventies
<croaky voice>

I'll have to get another coffee now. Thanks.