Nominations for most intelligent poster on CUK ...

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I went to a job once where they gave me a 'logic' test. As I was doing one the questions I realised none of the offered answers was correct. Yet, one of the proffered answers would be 'correct' in the mind of someone who misunderstood the stuff in a fairly common way, and the other choices were variations on this same incorrectness but even more incorrect...

So I went back over my script and realigned the answers to all the similar questions with this thought in mind: that to achieve a high score I had to fit in with what the questioner thought the correct answer was.

Got a perfect score, on a test where several of the answers were wrong.

And got the gig.

[snaw]

I went to a job once where they gave me a 'logic' test. As I was doing one the questions I realised none of the offered answers was correct. Yet, one of the proffered answers would be 'correct' in the mind of someone who misunderstood the stuff in a fairly common way, and the other choices were variations on this same incorrectness but even more incorrect...

So I went back over my script and realigned the answers to all the similar questions with this thought in mind: that to achieve a high score I had to fit in with what the questioner thought the correct answer was.

Got a perfect score, on a test where several of the answers were wrong.

And got the gig.

Good for you, give yourself a gold star and (another) pie as a reward.

[Tensai]

Sod the rules, i nominate me

... and Mich the Tester. I don't always agree with him, but at least he can make a point coherently, a rarity on this forum.

[TimberWolf]

Sod the rules, i nominate me

... and Mich the Tester. I don't always agree with him, but at least he can make a point coherently, a rarity on this forum.

The rules allow you to vote for yourself. Yeah, Mitch is a bright chappie, as is Owlhoot.

[FSM with Cheddar]

I would like to vote for my self in 5 years time.

I think this is how long it will take me to become an expert in everything, from reading these forums.

[Andy2]

I am the most intelligent person I know

[sasguru]

I went to a job once where they gave me a 'logic' test. As I was doing one the questions I realised none of the offered answers was correct. Yet, one of the proffered answers would be 'correct' in the mind of someone who misunderstood the stuff in a fairly common way, and the other choices were variations on this same incorrectness but even more incorrect...

So I went back over my script and realigned the answers to all the similar questions with this thought in mind: that to achieve a high score I had to fit in with what the questioner thought the correct answer was.

Got a perfect score, on a test where several of the answers were wrong.

And got the gig.

Nominations are about intelligence, not pretension and delusion.

[DimPrawn]

Please don't nominate me. I is fick by Swindon standards.

[sasguru]

Please don't nominate me. I is fick by Swindon standards.

You never were a contender.

[Drewster]

Please don't nominate me. I is fick by Swindon standards.

Swindon has Standards!?!?!?eek: