Nominations for most intelligent poster on CUK ...

[Drewster]

And you'd be The Mayor...

WOW! Witty (* see note) word play.....

Simpleton.... Simple Town... Mayor of Simple Town... Arf! Arf!

Very good Rookie

* Note... NOT! - Is that really the best you can do? I bet you are often called a cunning linguist! Or just Cunning!

[AtW]

Shouldn't you have posted that on the "Sycophantic Twat" thread?

I was waiting for you to create it

[Rookie]

WOW! Witty (* see note) word play.....

Simpleton.... Simple Town... Mayor of Simple Town... Arf! Arf!

Very good Rookie

* Note... NOT! - Is that really the best you can do? I bet you are often called a cunning linguist! Or just Cunning!

I bet you are just often called a twat.

[realityhack]

What's the prize for this? If AtW wins, shall we buy him a new F5 key?

[Drewster]

I bet you are just often called a twat.

More razor sharp wit!

Do you remember the scene from Roxanne.....

[BrilloPad]

What's the prize for this? If AtW wins, shall we buy him a new F5 key?

I think he would prefer a new anorak.

[Rookie]

More razor sharp wit!

Do you remember the scene from Roxanne.....

What a comeback! Did you fall asleep? Had to be woken up? Did the nurse wipe the dribble from your chin? Hardly worth waiting for really was it? You must knock the ladies dead.....and yes, you are still a twat.

[realityhack]

Can you let us know if you're both coming to the pre-summer drinks so I can buy some popcorn?

[snaw]

It is quite entertaining, I gotta say.

[Drewster]

What a comeback! Did you fall asleep? Had to be woken up? Did the nurse wipe the dribble from your chin? Hardly worth waiting for really was it? You must knock the ladies dead.....and yes, you are still a twat.

Well lunch actually..... can't sit waiting for you all day..........

The words "Pot" "Kettle" and "Black" keep running round my brain.....

Just to confirm - You did get the reference to Roxanne didn't you??

You know where the total *rse wipe numpty calls the Cyrano character "Big Nose"..... because he has a (wait for it) Big Nose...........

Well you keep calling me a tw@t........

I am (in a self ridiculing manner) accepting that it is BLATANTLY 'king obvious that I am being a tw@t..... but you (in the *rse wipe numpty role) are too bleeding thick to realise that to keep repeating the blindingly 'king obvious really does NOT make you witty and clever.... it just confirms that you are a thick as tulip little retard with less brain and wit than a lobotomised earth worm.........

Is that clear enough for (even) you to understand?

PS Just as a clue the answer is NOT "You are a Tw@t".....