Originally posted by Drewster
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Yes. Just low ones that are never met.I'm better than dirt. Well, most kinds of dirt, not that fancy store-bought dirt... I can't compete with that stuff. -
Yes - but they are very low!Originally posted by Drewster View PostSwindon has Standards!?!?!?
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Perhaps I should have checked the last page before I replied to that!!Rule Number 1 - Assuming that you have a valid contract in place always try to get your poo onto your timesheet, provided that the timesheet is valid for your current contract and covers the period of time that you are billing for.
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Originally posted by Rookie View PostYes. Just low ones that are never met.Whats that phrase I am thinking of..........Originally posted by TonyEnglish View PostYes - but they are very low!
Perhaps I should have checked the last page before I replied to that!!
"Great Idiots seldom differ....."
"Idiot minds great....."
Something like that anyway!Comment
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"Idiot minds great" Drewster?!?!?!? Mee speekeee no engleeeesh!Originally posted by Drewster View PostWhats that phrase I am thinking of..........
"Great Idiots seldom differ....."
"Idiot minds great....."
Something like that anyway!
If you are going to quote, at least do it properly and not half-arsed....
I'm better than dirt. Well, most kinds of dirt, not that fancy store-bought dirt... I can't compete with that stuff.Comment
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The above is a verbatim quote from a SimpletonOriginally posted by Rookie View Post"Idiot minds great" Drewster?!?!?!? Mee speekeee no engleeeesh!
If you are going to quote, at least do it properly and not half-arsed....
HTH
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Ah g'on...Originally posted by sasguru View PostNo. Next.Bazza gets caught
Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."
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And you'd be The Mayor...Originally posted by Drewster View PostThe above is a verbatim quote from a Simpleton
HTH
I'm better than dirt. Well, most kinds of dirt, not that fancy store-bought dirt... I can't compete with that stuff.Comment
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Shouldn't you have posted that on the "Sycophantic Twat" thread?Originally posted by AtW View PostAnd it was me who did most to promote AndyW brand....
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