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    No no no, it goes...

    Forgive me Father for I have sinned, it has been <insert length of time here> since my last confession...........
    I'm sorry, but I'll make no apologies for this

    Pogle is awarded +5 Xeno Geek Points.
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      Originally posted by Pogle View Post
      Forgive me Father for I have sinned, it has been <insert length of time here> since my last confession...........
      Where?

      That's no way to talk to the holy man...

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        Originally posted by Pogle View Post
        Forgive me Father for I have sinned, it has been <insert length of time here> since my last confession...........
        ... last night I met up with my ex for a couple of beers and a gossip, and he asked me if we could continue our drinking upstairs in his Hotel Roo....
        Originally posted by Father View Post
        Leave it out my child he was just after a shag!!!
        Or something!

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          Originally posted by Pogle View Post
          No no no, it goes...

          Forgive me Father for I have sinned, it has been <insert length of time here> since my last confession...........
          pork
          And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014

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            Originally posted by Drewster View Post
            Or something!
            I will endeavour to be less naive next time.

            Oh, and I will pray for him.
            I'm sorry, but I'll make no apologies for this

            Pogle is awarded +5 Xeno Geek Points.
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              Originally posted by Pogle View Post
              I will endeavour to be less naive next time.
              Next time tell him you are a lesbian - it's a much friendlier way of resolving this issue so that neither side feels bad.

              HTH

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                Originally posted by Mich the Tester View Post
                pork
                Coffee - screen - interface

                look I'm trying to work here!
                Stop distracting me
                I'm sorry, but I'll make no apologies for this

                Pogle is awarded +5 Xeno Geek Points.
                CUK University Challenge Champions 2010
                CUK University Challenge Champions 2012

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                  Originally posted by Pogle View Post
                  I will endeavour to be less naive next time.

                  Oh, and I will pray for him.
                  No Pogle don't do it..... for your own good I implore you don't........

                  Go down on your knees for him I mean!!!!

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                    Originally posted by AtW View Post
                    Next time tell him you are a lesbian - it's a much friendlier way of resolving this issue so that neither side feels bad.

                    HTH
                    Yeah - like that wont give him ideas....
                    I'm sorry, but I'll make no apologies for this

                    Pogle is awarded +5 Xeno Geek Points.
                    CUK University Challenge Champions 2010
                    CUK University Challenge Champions 2012

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                      Originally posted by AtW View Post
                      Next time tell him you are a lesbian - it's a much friendlier way of resolving this issue so that neither side feels bad.

                      HTH
                      Dude, seriously.

                      If one of my ex's told me she was a lesbian, you really think I wouldn't be trying harder to get into her (And her gf's) pants?
                      Hang on - there is actually a place called Cheddar?? - cailin maith

                      Any forum is a collection of assorted weirdos, cranks and pervs - Board Game Geek

                      That will be a simply fab time to catch up for a beer. - Tay

                      Have you ever seen somebody lick the chutney spoon in an Indian Restaurant and put it back ? - Cyberghoul

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