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    Originally posted by TimberWolf View Post
    Well, it is the mating season.
    There's a mating season?

    When shouldn't I be mating exactly?

    Fk me, AtW's mating off season has lasted 30 something years ...
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      Originally posted by jmo21 View Post
      So in summary:

      Last night Pogle, had the chance of sexual relations, but declined.

      Today, 20 something contractor geeks have salivated over the possibility of Pogle getting some for some 14 pages.
      Correct. Sad smelly IT types, eh?
      Hard Brexit now!
      #prayfornodeal

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        Originally posted by jmo21 View Post
        So in summary:

        Last night Pogle, had the chance of sexual relations, but declined.

        Today, 20 something contractor geeks have salivated over the possibility of Pogle getting some for some 14 pages.
        Where have you been all of this time? Having a crafty pot noodle?
        I'm better than dirt. Well, most kinds of dirt, not that fancy store-bought dirt... I can't compete with that stuff.

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          Originally posted by jmo21 View Post
          So in summary:

          Last night Pogle, had the chance of sexual relations, but declined.

          Today, 20 something contractor geeks have salivated over the possibility of Pogle getting some for some 14 pages.
          I thought we were form an orderly queue.....

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            Originally posted by Rookie View Post
            Where have you been all of this time? Having a crafty pot noodle?
            Maybe he's been having a cup of tea and a chat with Pogle. She seems to have disappeared this afternoon too.
            And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014

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              Originally posted by Mich the Tester View Post
              Maybe he's been having a cup of tea and a chat with Pogle. She seems to have disappeared this afternoon too.
              She has gone to confession. Expected back in 3 hours.

              HTH

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                Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
                She has gone to confession. Expected back in 3 hours.

                HTH
                Just updating the table...

                Code:
                M	M	W	W	OK
                0	0	0	1	1  (3 hours)

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                  Hand over meeting

                  I'm sorry, but I'll make no apologies for this

                  Pogle is awarded +5 Xeno Geek Points.
                  CUK University Challenge Champions 2010
                  CUK University Challenge Champions 2012

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                    Originally posted by Pogle View Post
                    Hand over meeting

                    Who's hand over what?
                    I'm better than dirt. Well, most kinds of dirt, not that fancy store-bought dirt... I can't compete with that stuff.

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                      Originally posted by Pogle View Post
                      Hand over meeting

                      Confession. I confess;
                      - my code came out of a crappy downloaded tool and it's spaghetti
                      - I've not documented anything
                      - it might crash the server when you install it
                      And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014

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