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#71

29 April 2009, 10:23

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I hope you have higher sales than purchases.

Would be a bit hard to pay back VAT to HMRC if it was the other way around...
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#72

29 April 2009, 10:28

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Surely that's what she's after in the first place?

Sorry - I should have said "He's tell her to gan get fu**ed (and NOT in a good way!)

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#73

29 April 2009, 10:32

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Oh cojak - have you never heard of a charity shag?

You mean like when you take in your old shirts to Oxfam and you bend the old dear over the counter. Surely this is wrong?

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29 April 2009, 10:35
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#75

29 April 2009, 10:35

Originally posted by Rookie View Post

You mean like when you take in your old shirts to Oxfam and you bend the old dear over the counter. Surely this is wrong?

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#76

29 April 2009, 10:35

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You mean like when you take in your old shirts to Oxfam and you bend the old dear over the counter. Surely this is wrong?

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#77

29 April 2009, 10:35

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You mean like when you take in your old shirts to Oxfam and you bend the old dear over the counter. Surely this is wrong?

Nope, thats just wrong

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#78

29 April 2009, 10:40

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You mean like when you take in your old shirts to Oxfam and you bend the old dear over the counter. Surely this is wrong?

I think you should ask the old dear ..

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#79

29 April 2009, 10:47

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I think you should ask the old dear ..

Exactly. You don't need to be direct. Offer her a cup of tea. If she says "Yes, I'd love one", you're in!
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#80

29 April 2009, 10:49

Originally posted by AtW View Post

Would be a bit hard to pay back VAT to HMRC if it was the other way around...

Fair enough.
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