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    #31
    Revenge

    I had a bacon butty yesterday morning, a sort of revenge statement. It's the beginning of humanities fight back



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      #32
      track it via google maps here
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        #33
        Originally posted by chef View Post
        track it via google maps here
        Not sure if that's a good thing or another piece of information to terrify people even further in this information overloaded age.
        Hang on - there is actually a place called Cheddar?? - cailin maith

        Any forum is a collection of assorted weirdos, cranks and pervs - Board Game Geek

        That will be a simply fab time to catch up for a beer. - Tay

        Have you ever seen somebody lick the chutney spoon in an Indian Restaurant and put it back ? - Cyberghoul

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          #34
          Stanwick Area:

          British businessman who became ill after returning from Mexico, his wife and two children have been told to stay in quarantine amid concerns they may have swine flu.

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            #35
            the clientco boss just arrive din the office - with coughing and a running nose and her claiming she has the flu.

            She was abroad last week.

            Should I report her as a potential threat?
            "Condoms should come with a free pack of earplugs."

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              #36
              Originally posted by ThomasSoerensen View Post
              the clientco boss just arrive din the office - with coughing and a running nose and her claiming she has the flu.

              She was abroad last week.

              Should I report her as a potential threat?
              No.
              But get your timesheet signed now



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                #37
                Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
                No.
                But get your timesheet signed now



                Get your timesheet signed, then do it.

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                  #38
                  Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
                  No.
                  But get your timesheet signed now



                  A true contractor's response.

                  I think what does scare me is the response from the doctors on that Beeb link I gave. Normally doctors are quite calm and methodical (they need to be) faced with emergencies; that's not the impression I got from those comments. Could have been a consequence of translation though.
                  Speaking gibberish on internet talkboards since last Michaelmas. Plus here on Twitter

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                    #39
                    Originally posted by MrMark View Post
                    A true contractor's response.

                    I think what does scare me is the response from the doctors on that Beeb link I gave. Normally doctors are quite calm and methodical (they need to be) faced with emergencies; that's not the impression I got from those comments. Could have been a consequence of translation though.
                    Mexican doctors are notoriously rubbish. A friend of mine was on holiday there and had an accident with a musician at a restaurant. He went into hospital to have a marracas removed and they whipped his bollocks off by mistake


                    I just made all that up

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                      #40
                      Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
                      Mexican doctors are notoriously rubbish. A friend of mine was on holiday there and had an accident with a musician at a restaurant. He went into hospital to have a marracas removed and they whipped his bollocks off by mistake


                      I just made all that up

                      This process is called evolution.
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