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    #41
    Pah! It's only man-flu so stop whinging and get back to work.
    +50 Xeno Geek Points
    Come back Toolpusher, scotspine, Voodooflux. Pogle
    As for the rest of you - DILLIGAF

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      #42
      I'm working in the pensions industry at the moment and all I can think is: "Ace! Excellent work on the mortality problem!".

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        #43
        Originally posted by Menelaus View Post
        I'm working in the pensions industry at the moment and all I can think is: "Ace! Excellent work on the mortality problem!".
        Do you happen to have a pension ?

        I dont - never trusted them.

        I guess its one consolation if I snuff it with the flu -at least I didnt waste my money in a pension fund - wasted it on Wine Women and Song - much better investment !

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          #44
          One case now confirmed in SPAIN !!!

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            #45
            Originally posted by Cyberman View Post
            One case now confirmed in SPAIN !!!
            PANIC!!!!PANIC!!!!PANIC!!!!PANIC!!!!PANIC!!!!PANIC !!!!PANIC!!!!PANIC!!!!PANIC!!!!PANIC!!!!PANIC!!!!P ANIC!!!!PANIC!!!!PANIC!!!!PANIC!!!!PANIC!!!!PANIC! !!!PANIC!!!!

            or use common sense
            "Condoms should come with a free pack of earplugs."

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              #46
              Follow along.

              http://maps.google.com/maps/ms?ie=UT...,39.550781&z=5

              Theres a whole bunch of suspect cases in spain, but now one has been confirmed there is a fair chance some of the others will prove to be the real deal too.

              though if a spaniard cant eat jamon, I expect he would rather snuff it anyway.
              The Mods stole my post count!

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                #47
                Cough, cough, cough, cough ... expire.

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                  #48
                  Originally posted by ThomasSoerensen View Post
                  PANIC!!!!PANIC!!!!PANIC!!!!PANIC!!!!PANIC!!!!PANIC !!!!PANIC!!!!PANIC!!!!PANIC!!!!PANIC!!!!PANIC!!!!P ANIC!!!!PANIC!!!!PANIC!!!!PANIC!!!!PANIC!!!!PANIC! !!!PANIC!!!!

                  or use common sense

                  It's not a case of panicking, but it shows how quickly the situation is escalating. In almost 10 years of Birdflu it never reached these proportions so quickly. If one case has been confirmed you can bet that many other cases are currently incubating and thus passing it on to hundreds of others, who in turn will do the same to others. This is truly worrying.

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                    #49
                    It won't live up to the hype. I won't be satisfied that it has lived up to expectations with anything less than 80% mortality worldwide now.

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                      #50
                      Originally posted by Cyberman View Post
                      It's not a case of panicking, but it shows how quickly the situation is escalating. In almost 10 years of Birdflu it never reached these proportions so quickly. If one case has been confirmed you can bet that many other cases are currently incubating and thus passing it on to hundreds of others, who in turn will do the same to others. This is truly worrying.
                      Bird flu was never a human to human thing. Kills the birds, kill the problem.

                      Piggy-Plague is human to human, so its spread is seemingly inevitable*.




                      * I am not a doctor, this inevitablity is completely made up.
                      The Mods stole my post count!

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