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NotAllThere

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My wife was waiting to use the ladies'. When a cubicle became she free, she went in - and found the seat up...
 
Switzerland is SO exciting. Anything can happen...

No it isn't - it's sh1t

What I don't get about women and toilet seats is why it is us blokes who are supposed to put the seat down. Why can't women lift the seat when they finish? As I said to my wife, if you don't want it covering in pi55 lift it up.
 
What I don't get about women and toilet seats is why it is us blokes who are supposed to put the seat down. Why can't women lift the seat when they finish? As I said to my wife, if you don't want it covering in pi55 lift it up.

Hear Hear! Well said!

Still sleeping on the sofa then??
 
Yes - it's the ladies toilet.

:rollin::rollin:

If I was desperate for a pi$$ It could be covered in bright geen paint for all I care!
It has never crossed my mind that the seat would be up 'cos a bloke had used it. Anyway I have used the gents toilets - many times, the queues are always much smaller.
 
:rollin::rollin:

If I was desperate for a pi$$ It could be covered in bright geen paint for all I care!
It has never crossed my mind that the seat would be up 'cos a bloke had used it. Anyway I have used the gents toilets - many times, the queues are always much smaller.

In some pubs here I use the ladies for a number 2 as they're cleaner (strangely) and warmer. Also the converstion int neighbouring traps is more interesting
 

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