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In some pubs here I use the ladies for a number 2 as they're cleaner (strangely) and warmer. Also the converstion int neighbouring traps is more interesting
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Originally posted by NotAllThere View PostYes - it's the ladies toilet.

If I was desperate for a pi$$ It could be covered in bright geen paint for all I care!
It has never crossed my mind that the seat would be up 'cos a bloke had used it. Anyway I have used the gents toilets - many times, the queues are always much smaller.
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Yes - it's the ladies toilet.Originally posted by pmeswani View PostWas she really expecting the seat to be down? ...
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Hear Hear! Well said!Originally posted by TonyEnglish View PostWhat I don't get about women and toilet seats is why it is us blokes who are supposed to put the seat down. Why can't women lift the seat when they finish? As I said to my wife, if you don't want it covering in pi55 lift it up.
Still sleeping on the sofa then??
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Maybe the last person to use it was Princess Diana. Vomiting. (Bulimia reference).Originally posted by NotAllThere View PostMy wife was waiting to use the ladies'. When a cubicle became she free, she went in - and found the seat up...
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No it isn't - it's sh1tOriginally posted by Francko View PostSwitzerland is SO exciting. Anything can happen...
What I don't get about women and toilet seats is why it is us blokes who are supposed to put the seat down. Why can't women lift the seat when they finish? As I said to my wife, if you don't want it covering in pi55 lift it up.
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I think you missed the point a bit there.....Originally posted by pmeswani View PostWas she really expecting the seat to be down? The cheek of the lady.
Originally posted by NotAllThere View PostMy wife was waiting to use the ladies'. When a cubicle became she free, she went in - and found the seat up...
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My wife was waiting to use the ladies'. When a cubicle became she free, she went in - and found the seat up...Tags: None
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