Interesting gents visit……

[Wilmslow]

Did you not observe correct urinal etiquette and position yourself at least one pot away from an existing "visitor"?

Or was it him not observing correct etiquette (in which case it may very well have been a come-on).

Reminds me of a particular Derek and Clive sketch...

I am now a worried man.

Just been to the gents – three pots, I went to pot one. Guy behind me uses pot two, totally violating the code. Needless to say I let one rip, and was rather splashy……

Going to change my after shave I think……

[Incognito]

Off-shore guy next to me unbuckles his belt and drops his kecks when at the pot.

He was a very large looking guy as well.

Try doing your business with that distraction!!

Expecting another facilities sign – we already have one asking people to void urine only in the pots (as somebody creped in one the other week)…….

This is a very interesting office……..

Nope you're a sockpuppet. This must be the most obvious thread yet. -1 to your owner.

[BlightyBoy]

I am now a worried man.

Just been to the gents – three pots, I went to pot one. Guy behind me uses pot two, totally violating the code. Needless to say I let one rip, and was rather splashy……

Going to change my after shave I think……

To avoid any future embarrement, perhaps next time you should occupy one of the traps?

[EternalOptimist]

Nope you're a sockpuppet. This must be the most obvious thread yet. -1 to your owner.

now who would use the word pot. that's unusual

[Rookie]

I am now a worried man.

Just been to the gents – three pots, I went to pot one. Guy behind me uses pot two, totally violating the code. Needless to say I let one rip, and was rather splashy……

Going to change my after shave I think……

How did he do this? Did he drape it over your shoulder?!?!?

[Rookie]

now who would use the word pot. that's unusual

Maybe he means 'teapot'.

[cailin maith]

This doesn't sound at all like Wilmslow.... I think someone has nicked his login.

[BlightyBoy]

This doesn't sound at all like Wilmslow.... I think someone has nicked his login.

http://forums.contractoruk.com/gener...snatchers.html

[chef]

seeings as we're on the subject..

.. how does everyone get rid of the blue urinal block stain from the end of their tackle? it sometimes feels more like a game of hockey than a relaxed moment of relief..

[Andy2]

wilmslow what happened to the story where a guy used to piss on your shoes ?