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Clippy replied

21 April 2009, 11:34
Originally posted by Andy2 View Post

wilmslow what happened to the story where a guy used to piss on your shoes ?

They're now happily married!
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Incognito replied

21 April 2009, 11:11
Originally posted by SallyAnne View Post

Eh?!!!!!!

Are yous saying that yous rub your little fellas against the urinal "cake" when yous are finished?!!

There's a while world out there that I know nothing about!

Awwww pet don't you worry about it.
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EternalOptimist replied

21 April 2009, 10:52
Originally posted by SallyAnne View Post

Eh?!!!!!!

Are yous saying that yous rub your little fellas against the urinal "cake" when yous are finished?!!

There's a while world out there that I know nothing about!

he's boasting that his dong is so long it dangles in the pong
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SallyAnne replied

21 April 2009, 10:48
Originally posted by BlightyBoy View Post

I've given up trying.

I actually leave the stain there, it's like a kind of "badge".

Eh?!!!!!!

Are yous saying that yous rub your little fellas against the urinal "cake" when yous are finished?!!

There's a while world out there that I know nothing about!
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Pinto replied

21 April 2009, 10:35
Originally posted by Incognito View Post

Nope you're a sockpuppet. This must be the most obvious thread yet. -1 to your owner.

WHS. You've overplayed your hand with this thread, Wilmslow's owner.
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Swiss Tony replied

21 April 2009, 10:20
Originally posted by chef View Post

seeings as we're on the subject..

.. how does everyone get rid of the blue urinal block stain from the end of their tackle? it sometimes feels more like a game of hockey than a relaxed moment of relief..

Real men use Dettol and a wire brush
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BlightyBoy replied

21 April 2009, 10:16
Originally posted by chef View Post

seeings as we're on the subject..

.. how does everyone get rid of the blue urinal block stain from the end of their tackle? it sometimes feels more like a game of hockey than a relaxed moment of relief..

I've given up trying.

I actually leave the stain there, it's like a kind of "badge".
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Andy2 replied

21 April 2009, 10:16
wilmslow what happened to the story where a guy used to piss on your shoes ?
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chef replied

21 April 2009, 10:14
seeings as we're on the subject..

.. how does everyone get rid of the blue urinal block stain from the end of their tackle? it sometimes feels more like a game of hockey than a relaxed moment of relief..
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BlightyBoy replied

21 April 2009, 10:08
Originally posted by cailin maith View Post

This doesn't sound at all like Wilmslow.... I think someone has nicked his login.

http://forums.contractoruk.com/gener...snatchers.html
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cailin maith replied

21 April 2009, 10:05
This doesn't sound at all like Wilmslow.... I think someone has nicked his login.
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Rookie replied

21 April 2009, 10:04
Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post

now who would use the word pot. that's unusual

Maybe he means 'teapot'.
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Rookie replied

21 April 2009, 10:03
Originally posted by Wilmslow View Post

I am now a worried man.

Just been to the gents – three pots, I went to pot one. Guy behind me uses pot two, totally violating the code. Needless to say I let one rip, and was rather splashy……

Going to change my after shave I think……

How did he do this? Did he drape it over your shoulder?!?!?
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EternalOptimist replied

21 April 2009, 10:03
Originally posted by Incognito View Post

Nope you're a sockpuppet. This must be the most obvious thread yet. -1 to your owner.

now who would use the word pot. that's unusual
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BlightyBoy replied

21 April 2009, 10:02
Originally posted by Wilmslow View Post

I am now a worried man.

Just been to the gents – three pots, I went to pot one. Guy behind me uses pot two, totally violating the code. Needless to say I let one rip, and was rather splashy……

Going to change my after shave I think……

To avoid any future embarrement, perhaps next time you should occupy one of the traps?
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