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    #31
    Originally posted by chef View Post
    seeings as we're on the subject..

    .. how does everyone get rid of the blue urinal block stain from the end of their tackle? it sometimes feels more like a game of hockey than a relaxed moment of relief..
    I've given up trying.

    I actually leave the stain there, it's like a kind of "badge".

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      #32
      Originally posted by chef View Post
      seeings as we're on the subject..

      .. how does everyone get rid of the blue urinal block stain from the end of their tackle? it sometimes feels more like a game of hockey than a relaxed moment of relief..
      Real men use Dettol and a wire brush
      "Wait, I still function!"

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        #33
        Originally posted by Incognito View Post
        Nope you're a sockpuppet. This must be the most obvious thread yet. -1 to your owner.
        WHS. You've overplayed your hand with this thread, Wilmslow's owner.

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          #34
          Originally posted by BlightyBoy View Post
          I've given up trying.

          I actually leave the stain there, it's like a kind of "badge".
          Eh?!!!!!!

          Are yous saying that yous rub your little fellas against the urinal "cake" when yous are finished?!!

          There's a while world out there that I know nothing about!
          The pope is a tard.

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            #35
            Originally posted by SallyAnne View Post
            Eh?!!!!!!

            Are yous saying that yous rub your little fellas against the urinal "cake" when yous are finished?!!

            There's a while world out there that I know nothing about!
            he's boasting that his dong is so long it dangles in the pong
            (\__/)
            (>'.'<)
            ("")("") Born to Drink. Forced to Work

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              #36
              Originally posted by SallyAnne View Post
              Eh?!!!!!!

              Are yous saying that yous rub your little fellas against the urinal "cake" when yous are finished?!!

              There's a while world out there that I know nothing about!


              Awwww pet don't you worry about it.
              "I hope Celtic realise that, if their team is good enough, they will win. If they're not good enough, they'll not win - and they can't look at anybody else, whether it is referees or any other influence." - Walter Smith

              On them! On them! They fail!

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                #37
                Originally posted by Andy2 View Post
                wilmslow what happened to the story where a guy used to piss on your shoes ?
                They're now happily married!

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