Interesting gents visit……

[SallyAnne]

Contrary to popular belief, not all gents toilet floors are covered in piss.

SA, you should get out more!

I've been in my fair share of blokes toilets...all be it most of them were in the Bigg Market

[BlightyBoy]

Did you not observe correct urinal etiquette and position yourself at least one pot away from an existing "visitor"?

Or was it him not observing correct etiquette (in which case it may very well have been a come-on).

Reminds me of a particular Derek and Clive sketch...

[SallyAnne]

Exactly what he did.

They were kind of draped around his haunches as opposed to the ankles, which looks like a well practiced art.

Not enough to avoid the cress though sadly......

Did you not find yourself staring?


Edit : Ps - why am I imagining him waving a cowboy hat above his head as he does it, as if he's riding his own p1ss?!!

[BlightyBoy]

Did you not find yourself staring?

What are you doing looking at other men's wedding tackle anyway?

Eyes front that man!!!

[Rookie]

Did you not find yourself staring?


Edit : Ps - why am I imagining him waving a cowboy hat above his head as he does it, as if he's riding his own p1ss?!!

My god, woman, what type of stuff do you get off on?

[Wilmslow]

Did you not find yourself staring?


Edit : Ps - why am I imagining him waving a cowboy hat above his head as he does it, as if he's riding his own p1ss?!!

Well, he was wearing a holster on his belt for the brick mobile - you don't realise quite how close you are.

[Drewster]

My god, woman, what type of stuff do you get off on?

Same stuff as Wilmslow apparently........ which is worrying in more than one way!

[SallyAnne]

My god, woman, what type of stuff do you get off on?

I just thought it was funny!! I didn't "enjoy" it as such

[EternalOptimist]

Sometimes it's just not easy being a guy.
'Splash back' can be a real problem, esp if you have gone in to 'squirm the worm' while the big guy next to you is having to 'syphon the python'

[wurzel]

I used to work with a guy who used to wash his feet in the toilet before saying his prayers. He would stand on the bog and do one foot at a time - 1 flush for each. If you happened to be in the trap next door, the partitions were just low enough for him to have a good view of you at your business. I soon matered the art of walking with my trousers round my ankles.