Originally posted by Churchill
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The pope is a tard. -
Did you not observe correct urinal etiquette and position yourself at least one pot away from an existing "visitor"?
Or was it him not observing correct etiquette (in which case it may very well have been a come-on).
Reminds me of a particular Derek and Clive sketch...Comment
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Originally posted by Wilmslow View PostExactly what he did.
They were kind of draped around his haunches as opposed to the ankles, which looks like a well practiced art.
Not enough to avoid the cress though sadly......
Did you not find yourself staring?
Edit : Ps - why am I imagining him waving a cowboy hat above his head as he does it, as if he's riding his own p1ss?!!The pope is a tard.Comment
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Originally posted by SallyAnne View PostDid you not find yourself staring?
Eyes front that man!!!Comment
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Originally posted by SallyAnne View Post
Did you not find yourself staring?
Edit : Ps - why am I imagining him waving a cowboy hat above his head as he does it, as if he's riding his own p1ss?!!I'm better than dirt. Well, most kinds of dirt, not that fancy store-bought dirt... I can't compete with that stuff.Comment
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Originally posted by SallyAnne View Post
Did you not find yourself staring?
Edit : Ps - why am I imagining him waving a cowboy hat above his head as he does it, as if he's riding his own p1ss?!!Comment
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Originally posted by Rookie View PostMy god, woman, what type of stuff do you get off on?Comment
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Originally posted by Rookie View PostMy god, woman, what type of stuff do you get off on?
I just thought it was funny!! I didn't "enjoy" it as suchThe pope is a tard.Comment
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Sometimes it's just not easy being a guy.
'Splash back' can be a real problem, esp if you have gone in to 'squirm the worm' while the big guy next to you is having to 'syphon the python'
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I used to work with a guy who used to wash his feet in the toilet before saying his prayers. He would stand on the bog and do one foot at a time - 1 flush for each. If you happened to be in the trap next door, the partitions were just low enough for him to have a good view of you at your business. I soon matered the art of walking with my trousers round my ankles.Comment
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