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Going through a rocky time at the minute.
No cheating going on on either side, as far as I'm aware.
Just arguing, lots and lots of arguing!'elf and safety guruComment
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What's the main fight?Originally posted by thelace View PostGoing through a rocky time at the minute.
No cheating going on on either side, as far as I'm aware.
Just arguing, lots and lots of arguing!The pope is a tard.Comment
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It happens mate, I just had the worst Christmas in memory, me and Mrs S only spoke because my parents were staying with us, otherwise we argued and nearly split completely. Luckily I got a contract away from home and all is well now.Originally posted by thelace View PostGoing through a rocky time at the minute.
No cheating going on on either side, as far as I'm aware.
Just arguing, lots and lots of arguing!Who has time? Who has time? But then if we do not ever take time, how can we ever have time?Comment
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There is an old joke about that.Originally posted by cailin maith View PostYes, men think with their knobs!
gal 'what do men look for in a relationship?'
guy 'do you want the short version or the long version?'
gal 'I think I know the short version, whats the long version'
guy 'Regular sex'
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When the police attend a murder scene, they look for three main motivesOriginally posted by SallyAnne View PostWhat's the main fight?
Money
Power
Sex
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I've actually been told to sleep outside a couple of times. Its okay in summer with a few sheets and the small tent. Wouldn't try it in winter.McCoy: "Medical men are trained in logic."
Spock: "Trained? Judging from you, I would have guessed it was trial and error."Comment
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Originally posted by Incognito View PostI agree, I know a few prize Dickheads on here.
Agreed!
Bazza gets caught
Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."
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