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I just had a weird thought
It takes fifteen years to develop a fighter plane, but if there is a war on, it can be done in fifteen weeks. So here is my scenario
Churchill - 'Never in the field of human conflict, have so many complex searches have been required by so few. Where can we turn to for help for the ENIGMA problem. Maybe our Russki friends ????'
Commisar AtW - 'Winston. It is I, commisar AtW, codename polonium, I will help, provided you supply two squirrels per day into my swiss squirrel bank account'
Churchill - 'It's a deal. We need to know when the next U-Boat wolfpack will attack the Atlantic convoys'
Commisar AtW -'According to Majestic code-breaker, the next attack will be Somalian pirates in 50 years time off the horn of Africa. Thats a definate'
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