Real SKA news

[AtW]

Search SKA for anything to see apparently random - certainly useless - results

Did it not occur to you that maybe you are not using SKA?

[Platypus]

Search SKA for .....

Says it all really.

Search SKA for anything to see apparently random - certainly useless - results

[BrilloPad]

I am very satisfied with the way SKA project plays out - just wait for "Genuine SKA News" to reveal why I am so confident

[EternalOptimist]

I just had a weird thought

It takes fifteen years to develop a fighter plane, but if there is a war on, it can be done in fifteen weeks. So here is my scenario


Churchill - 'Never in the field of human conflict, have so many complex searches have been required by so few. Where can we turn to for help for the ENIGMA problem. Maybe our Russki friends ????'

Commisar AtW - 'Winston. It is I, commisar AtW, codename polonium, I will help, provided you supply two squirrels per day into my swiss squirrel bank account'

Churchill - 'It's a deal. We need to know when the next U-Boat wolfpack will attack the Atlantic convoys'

Commisar AtW -'According to Majestic code-breaker, the next attack will be Somalian pirates in 50 years time off the horn of Africa. Thats a definate'

[minestrone]

Interesting contrast between entering squirrel lover in Google and SKA

[Troll]

Interesting contrast between entering squirrel lover in Google and SKA

[minestrone]

Search SKA for 'birmingham brothel'. First hit is...

Haunted Houses - Scary Houses and True Spooky Ghost Stories

Says it all really.

[Pondlife]

I am very satisfied with the way SKA project plays out - just wait indefinitely for "Genuine SKA News" to reveal why I am so confident

Fixed that for ya.

HTH

[AtW]

I am very satisfied with the way SKA project plays out - just wait for "Genuine SKA News" to reveal why I am so confident

[Not So Wise]

Aww stop being mean, it's always good to have a dream

*Goes back to dreaming about cocktails, girls, golden beach's and lots of digits next to his bank account totals*

[Pinto]

Using fresh or dry pasta?

Threaded.

[sasguru]

That's always what amuses me about the squirrel molestor - like all limited slightly-above-average-IQ IT people, he believes his mastery of a programming language makes him a genius.
Yet he knows nothing about AI, statistics, probabilistic reasoning, machine-learning etc. all which are necessary to create a world beating product.

[DimPrawn]

This is AtW's search engine (SKA). He's been working on it for years.

http://search.majestic12.co.uk/

As you can see, pretty impressive?

This is where the real SKA will appear.

http://www.wolframalpha.com/

[Rookie]

Later this year, a genius will launch a propert search engine, one that will destroy Google.

http://gizmodo.com/5167257/wolfram-a...ity-and-beyond

And yes, it's nothing to do with that deluded Squirrel molester in Brum.

What is this mythical SKA of which you speak?

[DimPrawn]

Later this year, a genius will launch a proper search engine, one that will destroy Google.

http://gizmodo.com/5167257/wolfram-a...ity-and-beyond

And yes, it's nothing to do with that deluded Squirrel molester in Brum.