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Originally posted by sasguru View PostI don't even need to exercise to stay thin.
It's all in the aristocratic genes, you chubby peasant.
HTH

I've been miserable all day, that post really cheered me up
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I had a half portion of Cauliflower cheese with half a plate of salad - it was lush! The canteen at it's finest!
Although I have to say, reading with Cyberboy had has made me starving
I really want a roast chicken with loads of veg now!!!!
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I'm sure you'd be laughing your head off if you caught it...Originally posted by Cyberman View PostAIDS is not a terminal illness nowadays.
"See, you think I give a tulip. Wrong. In fact, while you talk, I'm thinking; How can I give less of a tulip? That's why I look interested."Comment
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Reheated lamb cassoulet, left over from Monday's dinner, which in turn was cooked using leftovers from the Leg of Lamb we had for Sunday lunch
"Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife.Comment
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