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    #11
    Originally posted by snaw View Post
    What, for Tuesday lunch?

    We now know who ate all the pies ... move over Threaded, you've got competition!

    I did 300+ miles yesterday to watch a football match and only ate two bananas, orange, apple and some toast all day because the super fish and chip place I normally use was shut due to the Bank Hol. It also took me five hours to get home due to the traffic. So I think I deserve a decent meal today!!

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      #12
      Originally posted by Cyberman View Post
      I did 300+ miles yesterday to watch a football match and only ate two bananas, orange, apple and some toast all day because the super fish and chip place I normally use was shut due to the Bank Hol. It also took me five hours to get home due to the traffic. So I think I deserve a decent meal today!!
      So you drove 300+ miles to watch a football match, and based upon this logic you believe you warrant eating a larger lunch?? No wonder the nation's getting fatter...

      Try playing a match instead.
      Proud owner of +5 Xeno Geek Points

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        #13
        One tin of tescos ravioli heated with hot curry powder, three soft boiled eggs, two bit of toz - my Easter monday feast. Must have cost £1.50 max


        blooming great



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          #14
          Originally posted by Ravello View Post
          So you drove 300+ miles to watch a football match, and based upon this logic you believe you warrant eating a larger lunch?? No wonder the nation's getting fatter...

          Try playing a match instead.


          Post of the day. He's not called Cybercretin for nothing you know,
          Hard Brexit now!
          #prayfornodeal

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            #15
            Originally posted by Ravello View Post
            So you drove 300+ miles to watch a football match, and based upon this logic you believe you warrant eating a larger lunch?? No wonder the nation's getting fatter...

            Try playing a match instead.

            As I go in the gym 3 times a week, play squash and 5 a-sides every week and have reduced my weight from just under 15 to under 13 stone in a year, weight is not something I have to worry about nowadays. Perhaps you should be directing your advice at the fatSAS !!

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              #16
              Go for the sushi. It might be spoiled.
              "Condoms should come with a free pack of earplugs."

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                #17
                Originally posted by Cyberman View Post
                As I go in the gym 3 times a week, play squash and 5 a-sides every week and have reduced my weight from just under 15 to under 13 stone in a year, weight is not something I have to worry about nowadays. Perhaps you should be directing your advice at the fatSAS !!
                I don't even need to exercise to stay thin.
                It's all in the aristocratic genes, you chubby peasant.

                HTH
                Hard Brexit now!
                #prayfornodeal

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                  #18
                  Originally posted by Cyberman View Post
                  As I go in the gym 3 times a week, play squash and 5 a-sides every week and have reduced my weight from just under 15 to under 13 stone in a year, weight is not something I have to worry about nowadays. Perhaps you should be directing your advice at the fatSAS !!
                  Keep eating like that fatboy, and as soon as you pick up an injury you'll be up above 15st in no time
                  Hang on - there is actually a place called Cheddar?? - cailin maith

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                  That will be a simply fab time to catch up for a beer. - Tay

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                    #19
                    Originally posted by sasguru View Post
                    I don't even need to exercise to stay thin.
                    It's all in the aristocratic genes, you chubby peasant.

                    HTH
                    Are you sure it's not AIDS ?!!

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                      #20
                      Originally posted by Cyberman View Post
                      Are you sure it's not AIDS ?!!

                      <unfunny jokes about terminal illness>
                      Or maybe Cancer?
                      </unfunny jokes about terminal illness>
                      ‎"See, you think I give a tulip. Wrong. In fact, while you talk, I'm thinking; How can I give less of a tulip? That's why I look interested."

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