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Previously on "My Lunch"
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Reheated lamb cassoulet, left over from Monday's dinner, which in turn was cooked using leftovers from the Leg of Lamb we had for Sunday lunch
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I'm sure you'd be laughing your head off if you caught it...Originally posted by Cyberman View PostAIDS is not a terminal illness nowadays.
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I had a half portion of Cauliflower cheese with half a plate of salad - it was lush! The canteen at it's finest!
Although I have to say, reading with Cyberboy had has made me starving
I really want a roast chicken with loads of veg now!!!!
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<unfunny jokes about terminal illness>Originally posted by Cyberman View PostAre you sure it's not AIDS ?!!

Or maybe Cancer?
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Keep eating like that fatboy, and as soon as you pick up an injury you'll be up above 15st in no timeOriginally posted by Cyberman View PostAs I go in the gym 3 times a week, play squash and 5 a-sides every week and have reduced my weight from just under 15 to under 13 stone in a year, weight is not something I have to worry about nowadays. Perhaps you should be directing your advice at the fatSAS !!
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I don't even need to exercise to stay thin.Originally posted by Cyberman View PostAs I go in the gym 3 times a week, play squash and 5 a-sides every week and have reduced my weight from just under 15 to under 13 stone in a year, weight is not something I have to worry about nowadays. Perhaps you should be directing your advice at the fatSAS !!
It's all in the aristocratic genes, you chubby peasant.
HTH
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Originally posted by Ravello View PostSo you drove 300+ miles to watch a football match, and based upon this logic you believe you warrant eating a larger lunch?? No wonder the nation's getting fatter...
Try playing a match instead.
As I go in the gym 3 times a week, play squash and 5 a-sides every week and have reduced my weight from just under 15 to under 13 stone in a year, weight is not something I have to worry about nowadays. Perhaps you should be directing your advice at the fatSAS !!
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Originally posted by Ravello View PostSo you drove 300+ miles to watch a football match, and based upon this logic you believe you warrant eating a larger lunch?? No wonder the nation's getting fatter...
Try playing a match instead.


Post of the day. He's not called Cybercretin for nothing you know,
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One tin of tescos ravioli heated with hot curry powder, three soft boiled eggs, two bit of toz - my Easter monday feast. Must have cost £1.50 max
blooming great
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So you drove 300+ miles to watch a football match, and based upon this logic you believe you warrant eating a larger lunch?? No wonder the nation's getting fatter...Originally posted by Cyberman View PostI did 300+ miles yesterday to watch a football match and only ate two bananas, orange, apple and some toast all day because the super fish and chip place I normally use was shut due to the Bank Hol. It also took me five hours to get home due to the traffic. So I think I deserve a decent meal today!!
Try playing a match instead.
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