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    Labour isn't Working

    Remember the great slogan from 1979 ?

    Any ideas for a great slogan for the next election ?

    Hows about

    Move over Darling




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    ("")("") Born to Drink. Forced to Work

    #2
    Don't slouch Darling!
    "Experience hath shewn, that even under the best forms of government those entrusted with power have, in time, and by slow operations, perverted it into tyranny. "


    Thomas Jefferson

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      #3
      Brown, Brown
      Deeper and Brown

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        #4
        Labour wasn't working, isn't working and never will. ARE YOU ******* STUPID OR WHAT!!!

        I think that will clinch it for the Tories.

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          #5
          Inspired by another thread.

          If it's Brown, flush it down.
          If it's yellow, it's the Lib Dems, so wasted vote my fellow.

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            #6
            Labour isn't working and neither are you
            Rule Number 1 - Assuming that you have a valid contract in place always try to get your poo onto your timesheet, provided that the timesheet is valid for your current contract and covers the period of time that you are billing for.

            I preferred version 1!

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              #7
              How about

              There is no alternative...

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                #8
                sh&#161;t is brown

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                  #9
                  Politicians are mostly money-grabbing, egotistical leeches who will do anything to get and keep power.

                  Why do you suppose we're in the mess we're in now?

                  Labour, Tory, LibDem - it makes no difference.

                  A wise man once said, the desire to be a politician should automatically preclude that person from ever being one.
                  Is God willing to prevent evil, but not able? Then he is not omnipotent. Is he able, but not willing? Then he is malevolent. Is he both able and willing? Then whence cometh evil? Is he neither able nor willing? Then why call him God? - Epicurus

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                    #10
                    How about:

                    Mind your own business you bunch of nosey cnuts.

                    Too strong?
                    Hang on - there is actually a place called Cheddar?? - cailin maith

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