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Labour isn't Working
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How about, "Labour isn't working, but none of the others do either, as we know full well from trying them all out loads of times and then forgetting how bad they all were and trying again. It's all so depressing, isn't it. Probably best to vote for the one that taxes beer the least, let's face it. Unless it's the Tories." -
I think the picture of the same line of people, but instead of queuing for the dole office, put in a picture of a Northern Rock branchOriginally posted by EternalOptimist View PostRemember the great slogan from 1979 ?
Any ideas for a great slogan for the next election ?Comment
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"If you want a ligger for a neighbour - vote Labour"Science isn't about why, it's about why not. You ask: why is so much of our science dangerous? I say: why not marry safe science if you love it so much. In fact, why not invent a special safety door that won't hit you in the butt on the way out, because you are fired. - Cave JohnsonComment
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""Whiter than white" and all we got was brown!" as the slogan with a nice big piccie of a steaming dog turd - t-shirt would sell millions!Comment
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i know! only this morning i was doing my regulation exercises in front of the telescreen, when all of a sudden my door was beaten down by the Thought Police, next thing i knew my head was locked in a cage full of rats. that is LITERALLY what it's like in this country now!Originally posted by eliquant View PostLabour IS George Orwell's "Animal Farm" and "1984" and you're living in it suckers !Originally posted by BolshieBastardYou're fulfilling a business role not partaking in a rock and roll concert.Comment
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Hmm, that one might not get past the focus groups - unfortunately 75% of the country will have no idea what it means.Originally posted by eliquant View PostLabour IS George Orwell's "Animal Farm" and "1984" and you're living in it suckers !
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Originally posted by Wonderstuff View Post""Whiter than white" and all we got was brown!" as the slogan with a nice big piccie of a steaming dog turd - t-shirt would sell millions!
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