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Pickle2 replied

8 April 2009, 12:45
Originally posted by gingerjedi View Post

Did no-one see what I did there? Bastardising an infamous racist slogan to incorporate the current breed of freeloading labour MP's.

Can you walk us through it?
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gingerjedi replied

8 April 2009, 12:37
Originally posted by gingerjedi View Post

"If you want a ligger for a neighbour - vote Labour"

Did no-one see what I did there? Bastardising an infamous racist slogan to incorporate the current breed of freeloading labour MP's.

2 days and no comment.
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lambrini_socialist replied

8 April 2009, 11:54
how's about

IGNORANCE IS STRENGTH

BLUE IS GREEN

WINDMILLS FOR ALL
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TimberWolf replied

8 April 2009, 11:51
How about 'new new labour'? And for the conservatives: 'new conservatives' plus a toothy grin and shiny suit.

Don't knock it, it worked 3 times for labour.
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ace00 replied

8 April 2009, 11:38
Originally posted by lambrini_socialist View Post

i know! only this morning i was doing my regulation exercises in front of the telescreen, when all of a sudden my door was beaten down by the Thought Police, next thing i knew my head was locked in a cage full of rats. that is LITERALLY what it's like in this country now!

Yeh - but it's not very "snappy" is it?

How about "Vote for us we're not Labour"
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Cyberman replied

8 April 2009, 11:12
Originally posted by Wonderstuff View Post

""Whiter than white" and all we got was brown!" as the slogan with a nice big piccie of a steaming dog turd - t-shirt would sell millions!
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FSM with Cheddar replied

8 April 2009, 10:15
Originally posted by Gonzo View Post

unfortunately 75% of the country will have no idea what it means.

Yeah, my favourate bit of 1984 is when the monkey drives the car: linky
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Gonzo replied

8 April 2009, 09:26
Originally posted by eliquant View Post

Labour IS George Orwell's "Animal Farm" and "1984" and you're living in it suckers !

Hmm, that one might not get past the focus groups - unfortunately 75% of the country will have no idea what it means.
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lambrini_socialist replied

8 April 2009, 09:22
Originally posted by eliquant View Post

Labour IS George Orwell's "Animal Farm" and "1984" and you're living in it suckers !

i know! only this morning i was doing my regulation exercises in front of the telescreen, when all of a sudden my door was beaten down by the Thought Police, next thing i knew my head was locked in a cage full of rats. that is LITERALLY what it's like in this country now!
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Wonderstuff replied

8 April 2009, 09:16
""Whiter than white" and all we got was brown!" as the slogan with a nice big piccie of a steaming dog turd - t-shirt would sell millions!
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gingerjedi replied

6 April 2009, 18:34
"If you want a ligger for a neighbour - vote Labour"
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eliquant replied

6 April 2009, 17:41
Labour IS George Orwell's "Animal Farm" and "1984" and you're living in it suckers !
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minestrone replied

6 April 2009, 17:26
Vote SNP
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centurian replied

6 April 2009, 16:49
Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post

Remember the great slogan from 1979 ?

Any ideas for a great slogan for the next election ?

I think the picture of the same line of people, but instead of queuing for the dole office, put in a picture of a Northern Rock branch
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dang65 replied

6 April 2009, 16:42
Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post

Remember the great slogan from 1979 ?

Any ideas for a great slogan for the next election ?

How about, "Labour isn't working, but none of the others do either, as we know full well from trying them all out loads of times and then forgetting how bad they all were and trying again. It's all so depressing, isn't it. Probably best to vote for the one that taxes beer the least, let's face it. Unless it's the Tories."
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