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Originally posted by FSM with Cheddar View PostHay good one.
Is it a R&D job in Cambridge, or some cunning new startup?
Great place to work though.
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Don't suppose you need a chauffeur/gardener??
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And another one.
I wouldn't normally let this get to me but having a 1 year old and a wife that's only just gone back to work part time on 25% of her previous salary whilst I've spent the last 12 months spending my war chest and more because I've been on the worst rate ever, and looking at the likelihood of walking into another gig ...I'd say it has.
I'm quite shaken up by it to be honest, just had a cigarette after stopping for a week too.Science isn't about why, it's about why not. You ask: why is so much of our science dangerous? I say: why not marry safe science if you love it so much. In fact, why not invent a special safety door that won't hit you in the butt on the way out, because you are fired. - Cave JohnsonComment
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Originally posted by gingerjedi View PostAnd another one.
I'm quite shaken up by it to be honest, just had a cigarette after stopping for a week too.
I'll be polishing the bench myself next month unless I get lucky, but whatever happens we'll all be OK in the end.+50 Xeno Geek Points
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As for the rest of you - DILLIGAF
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Having to dig deep to remain professional here, they've treated my like 5hit from the start but my thick contractor skin kept most of it from getting to me.
Anyone else contracting for Hemmersbach? ...Beware the choppers are out.Science isn't about why, it's about why not. You ask: why is so much of our science dangerous? I say: why not marry safe science if you love it so much. In fact, why not invent a special safety door that won't hit you in the butt on the way out, because you are fired. - Cave JohnsonComment
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Originally posted by gingerjedi View PostHaving to dig deep to remain professional here, they've treated my like 5hit from the start but my thick contractor skin kept most of it from getting to me.
Anyone else contracting for Hemmersbach? ...Beware the choppers are out.
you'll be able to go home at night and see the kids.Comment
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Originally posted by Ivor Bigun View PostGingerJedi, go perm local to home.
you'll be able to go home at night and see the kids.
I May have something lined up already, a local gig I laughed at only a few weeks ago.I rang the agent and hoped he didn't remember, it's a security cleared role on crap money and they still haven’t had any takers so it maybe a shoe-in, agent sounded very keen.
I made the mistake of holding out for money before, 4 months on the bench taught me a valuable lesson, better to be doing something as you're always learning and networking no mater how bad it is.
I don’t want to blow my own trumpet but there’s a lot of specific knowledge involved with my current role, they’ll find that out when I’m gone and they start getting penalized by the end client, bloody Muppets.Science isn't about why, it's about why not. You ask: why is so much of our science dangerous? I say: why not marry safe science if you love it so much. In fact, why not invent a special safety door that won't hit you in the butt on the way out, because you are fired. - Cave JohnsonComment
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Originally posted by gingerjedi View PostI don’t want to blow my own trumpet but there’s a lot of specific knowledge involved with my current role, they’ll find that out when I’m gone and they start getting penalized by the end client, bloody Muppets.Comment
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