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The misogynistic and moaning thread
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I can make em' moan... they love it, eh lads..
Science isn't about why, it's about why not. You ask: why is so much of our science dangerous? I say: why not marry safe science if you love it so much. In fact, why not invent a special safety door that won't hit you in the butt on the way out, because you are fired. - Cave JohnsonComment
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Women eh?
Can't live with em.
Can't shoot 'em, dismember 'em and bury 'em under the patio."See, you think I give a tulip. Wrong. In fact, while you talk, I'm thinking; How can I give less of a tulip? That's why I look interested."Comment
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I’m sure a lot more people would if it wasn’t illegal.Originally posted by Moscow Mule View PostCan't shoot 'em, dismember 'em and bury 'em under the patio.And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014Comment
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It's illegal! Ah, shi......
How did this happen? Who's to blame? Well certainly there are those more responsible than others, and they will be held accountable, but again truth be told, if you're looking for the guilty, you need only look into a mirror.
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"We hang the petty thieves and appoint the great ones to high office" - AesopComment
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Yes, I feel inspired to start a thread about people who would be dead if murder wasn’t illegal.Originally posted by HairyArsedBloke View PostIt's illegal! Ah, shi......
And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014Comment
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WTF has cbeebies done? Poor little innocents...Originally posted by zara_backdog View PostMen
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"See, you think I give a tulip. Wrong. In fact, while you talk, I'm thinking; How can I give less of a tulip? That's why I look interested."Comment
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Teletubbies for one and have you seen the Night Garden?Originally posted by Moscow Mule View PostWTF has cbeebies done? Poor little innocents...
This has since been upgraded to CITV and 'Orrid Henry' it's driving me mad
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