The misogynistic and moaning thread

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suityou01 replied

31 March 2009, 19:15
Originally posted by Mich the Tester View Post

Yes, I feel inspired to start a thread about people who would be dead if murder wasn’t illegal.

You should. Once worked with a fella who was the most laid back guy you ever met. He lived close to work so we use to drop round to his for lunch, catch the news yada yada. It was a house share and one of the tennants was getting on his nerves. He told the story in his usual laid back manner, even though he was really p1ssed off.

His flatmate was being a total kn0b. I even got irritated. I said he should do something about it, and this is what he said.

"I know, I would but I can't be bothered. I need to find a spade, put it in the boot of the car next to the body, drive somewhere remote, dig a shallow grave ......

He went on very elaborately for around 5 minutes, lots of detail.

He then went "I'm kidding dude, lighten up".

Creepy.
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Pogle replied

31 March 2009, 16:37
Originally posted by zara_backdog View Post

Teletubbies for one and have you seen the Night Garden?

This has since been upgraded to CITV and 'Orrid Henry' it's driving me mad

Oh No - The Teletubbies rock!
My (now 8 year old) daughter was bought up on the teletubbies and CBEEBIES, we all loved them. The episode where the tubby custard machines goes haywire is brill.
Nowadays she hardly watches the TV - so it didnt turn her into a squared eyed potato.

But In the night Garden is just plain weird......
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gingerjedi replied

31 March 2009, 14:18
Cbeebies rocks! 'INTG' brings a smile to little Jedi’s face every time she hears the tune.

'3rd and Bird' gets her up dancing.

I don't allow my child to watch commercial kids TV as its evil.
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zara_backdog replied

31 March 2009, 13:40
Originally posted by Moscow Mule View Post

WTF has cbeebies done? Poor little innocents...

Teletubbies for one and have you seen the Night Garden?

This has since been upgraded to CITV and 'Orrid Henry' it's driving me mad
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Moscow Mule replied

31 March 2009, 13:24
Originally posted by zara_backdog View Post

Men
CBEEBIES
Agents

WTF has cbeebies done? Poor little innocents...
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zara_backdog replied

31 March 2009, 13:23
Men
CBEEBIES
Agents
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Mich the Tester replied

31 March 2009, 13:21
Originally posted by HairyArsedBloke View Post

It's illegal! Ah, shi......

Yes, I feel inspired to start a thread about people who would be dead if murder wasn’t illegal.
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HairyArsedBloke replied

31 March 2009, 13:19
It's illegal! Ah, shi......
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Mich the Tester replied

31 March 2009, 13:15
Originally posted by Moscow Mule View Post

Can't shoot 'em, dismember 'em and bury 'em under the patio.

I’m sure a lot more people would if it wasn’t illegal.
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Moscow Mule replied

31 March 2009, 13:04
Women eh?

Can't live with em.
Can't shoot 'em, dismember 'em and bury 'em under the patio.
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gingerjedi replied

31 March 2009, 12:33
I can make em' moan... they love it, eh lads..
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FSM with Cheddar replied

31 March 2009, 12:30
women pah
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DimPrawn started a topic The misogynistic and moaning thread

31 March 2009, 12:29
The misogynistic and moaning thread

Over to you lot.
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