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The misogynistic and moaning thread

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    #11
    Cbeebies rocks! 'INTG' brings a smile to little Jedi’s face every time she hears the tune.

    '3rd and Bird' gets her up dancing.

    I don't allow my child to watch commercial kids TV as its evil.
    Science isn't about why, it's about why not. You ask: why is so much of our science dangerous? I say: why not marry safe science if you love it so much. In fact, why not invent a special safety door that won't hit you in the butt on the way out, because you are fired. - Cave Johnson

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      #12
      Originally posted by zara_backdog View Post
      Teletubbies for one and have you seen the Night Garden?

      This has since been upgraded to CITV and 'Orrid Henry' it's driving me mad
      Oh No - The Teletubbies rock!
      My (now 8 year old) daughter was bought up on the teletubbies and CBEEBIES, we all loved them. The episode where the tubby custard machines goes haywire is brill.
      Nowadays she hardly watches the TV - so it didnt turn her into a squared eyed potato.

      But In the night Garden is just plain weird......
      I'm sorry, but I'll make no apologies for this

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        #13
        Originally posted by Mich the Tester View Post
        Yes, I feel inspired to start a thread about people who would be dead if murder wasn’t illegal.
        You should. Once worked with a fella who was the most laid back guy you ever met. He lived close to work so we use to drop round to his for lunch, catch the news yada yada. It was a house share and one of the tennants was getting on his nerves. He told the story in his usual laid back manner, even though he was really p1ssed off.

        His flatmate was being a total kn0b. I even got irritated. I said he should do something about it, and this is what he said.

        "I know, I would but I can't be bothered. I need to find a spade, put it in the boot of the car next to the body, drive somewhere remote, dig a shallow grave ......

        He went on very elaborately for around 5 minutes, lots of detail.

        He then went "I'm kidding dude, lighten up".

        Creepy.
        Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

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