Bog? luxury, I have to defecate in Expat's garden
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The court heard Darren Upton had written a letter to Judge Sally Cahill QC saying he wasn’t “a typical inmate of prison”.
But the judge said: “That simply demonstrates your arrogance continues. You are typical. Inmates of prison are people who are dishonest. You are a thoroughly dishonestly man motivated by your own selfish greed.” -
There isn’t one. Around our area it’s Stamppot Boerenkool, or kale and mashed spuds with chunks of bacon and a smoked sausage; a bit like Colcannon. Delicious.Originally posted by cailin maith View PostMich you are wierd!
Chips and Mayo is yum!
Whats the national dish of Holland?And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014Comment
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Does he squirt cold water at you while you're squatting?Originally posted by Bagpuss View PostBog? luxury, I have to defecate in Expat's gardenAnd what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014Comment
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I like ColcannonOriginally posted by Mich the Tester View PostThere isn’t one. Around our area it’s Stamppot Boerenkool, or kale and mashed spuds with chunks of bacon and a smoked sausage; a bit like Colcannon. Delicious.
My Aunt lives in Holland... Nederhorst den Berg? Does that sound right?Bazza gets caught
Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."
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Yep, nice place. Nice castle there too.Originally posted by cailin maith View PostI like Colcannon
My Aunt lives in Holland... Nederhorst den Berg? Does that sound right?And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014Comment
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Nesh is definitely an East Midlands word for feeling cold (usually when others aren't) - everyone knows what you mean when you say it Nottingham.Originally posted by Bagpuss View PostA Nesh person.. is a poofter or lady who feels the cold. It's quite a localised word, even Mancs wouldn't know it.
In Nottingham 'tabs' are ears, in Gloucester they're testicles - even the girls winced when MrC walked into the local (when we lived there) and announced that he just had his tabs syringed...
that was just before he admitted that eating ice cream made his tabs laugh..."I can put any old tat in my sig, put quotes around it and attribute to someone of whom I've heard, to make it sound true."
- Voltaire/Benjamin Franklin/Anne Frank...Comment
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Didn't he used to play up front for United?Originally posted by cailin maith View PostI like Colcannon
My Aunt lives in Holland... Nederhorst den Berg? Does that sound right?The court heard Darren Upton had written a letter to Judge Sally Cahill QC saying he wasn’t “a typical inmate of prison”.
But the judge said: “That simply demonstrates your arrogance continues. You are typical. Inmates of prison are people who are dishonest. You are a thoroughly dishonestly man motivated by your own selfish greed.”Comment
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Cool.... I've not been. I should really make an effort. She's only been there for the last 25 yearsOriginally posted by Mich the Tester View PostYep, nice place. Nice castle there too.
Bazza gets caught
Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."
CUK University Challenge Champions 2010Comment
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Well it must cut a swathe through Cheshire, Derbyshire and Nottinghamshire. Because it's certainly used where I come from.Originally posted by cojak View PostNesh is definitely an East Midlands word for feeling cold (usually when others aren't) - everyone knows what you mean when you say it Nottingham.The court heard Darren Upton had written a letter to Judge Sally Cahill QC saying he wasn’t “a typical inmate of prison”.
But the judge said: “That simply demonstrates your arrogance continues. You are typical. Inmates of prison are people who are dishonest. You are a thoroughly dishonestly man motivated by your own selfish greed.”Comment
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