God won't give you a happy ending

[FSM with Cheddar]

John Cravenis my Sunday morning god.

OT - Nah didn't get much. Although I've been told there is a bonus scheme. Have to buy 5 bags to find out what it is.

[Ruprect]

OT - Nah didn't get much. Although I've been told there is a bonus scheme. Have to buy 5 bags to find out what it is.

5 bags to find out what your true "bag target" is - probably around 100

[d000hg]

So says the Archbishop. We're all screwed and he knows it; its just not God's fault. Its yours, you sinner, because he gave you free will.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/7964880.stm

Um, Christianity has never been about fluffy happiness for everybody. That's just what the PC brigade have made it to avoid offending anybody.

[FSM with Cheddar]

Um, Christianity has never been about fluffy happiness for everybody. That's just what the PC brigade have made it to avoid offending anybody.

Yeah, I like the bit where god kills all the first born.

[NotAllThere]

Yeah, I like the bit where god kills all the first born.

Some of

hth

[NotAllThere]

Um, Christianity has never been about fluffy happiness for everybody. That's just what the PC brigade have made it to avoid offending anybody.

If you don't follow Jesus, you can go to hell.

[FSM with Cheddar]

Some of

hth

oh yeah, sorry only the baddie babies.

silly me

[FSM with Cheddar]

If you don't follow Jesus, you can go to hell.

And if you do follow him, you get the special opportunity to contemplate for all eternity, the pain and suffering of you friends and family that are burning in the sulphurous fires of hell.

[NotAllThere]

Even then, if the dirty 'gyptians had also slaughtered a lamb etc., they too would have been passed over. And if any of the Hebrews didn't, then their first born would have snuffed it too.

[NotAllThere]

And if you do follow him, you get the special opportunity to contemplate for all eternity, the pain and suffering of you friends and family that are burning in the sulphurous fires of hell.

That would negate heaven. Or maybe we wouldn't care.