God won't give you a happy ending

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hey, a blow jobs a blow job. As long as it shaves in the morning.

What, last turkey in the shop stylee?

Nice to see the thread has been hijacked so early

[Pogle]

hey, a blow jobs a blow job. As long as it shaves in the morning.

From God to blow jobs in 9 posts - What took so long

[Zippy]

Point of order - one is not supposed to blow

HTH

[Menelaus]

To bring this back onto thread (ahem).

The belief in a higher deity is based on faith rather than fact.

Given that (warning: generalisation alert) most of us on here have scientific / engineering backgrounds of one form or another (?) how many of us would rely on faith over fact when doing our jobs or even - for that matter - when dealing with the various iniquities that the planet sees fit to throw our way.

The matter of the curve balls of a planetary nature that we're allegedly now seeing appear to be cyclical - like the UK economy, only on a (much) longer cycle.

To add some humour to the otherwise droll nature of the God-or-no-God discussion, do please check out the Marcus Brigstockian rant "Can the rest of us have our planet back, please?"

[FSM with Cheddar]

To add some humour to the otherwise droll nature of the God-or-no-God discussion, do please check out the Marcus Brigstockian rant "Can the rest of us have our planet back, please?"

Marcus Brigstocke

His rants are brilliant.

[Gonzo]

So says the Archbishop. We're all screwed and he knows it; its just not God's fault. Its yours, you sinner, because he gave you free will.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/7964880.stm

Is this the worst that the Christians can threaten us with?

Do you think that he wishes he had the shock-and-awe of the Old Testament god to fighten people with?

[FSM with Cheddar]

So says the Archbishop. We're all screwed and he knows it; its just not God's fault. Its yours, you sinner, because he gave you free will.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/7964880.stm

What happens when it is proven that free will is just an illusion?
Shirley the blame will then have to lie squarely with god.

[Ruprect]

What happens when it is proven that free will is just an illusion?
Shirley the blame will then have to lie squarely with god.

OT - did you manage to get a teabagging in exchange for the purse?

[Ruprect]

Back on topic - the mash's take on this - always worth a read

http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/news/s...-200903261666/

THE Archbishop of Canterbury talked himself out of a job last night.

In a keynote sermon the head of the Anglican church insisted that God didn't care, praying was a waste of time and that we are all completely on our own.

Speaking at York Minster, Dr Rowan Williams, said: "God is not going to do anything so stop praying because it just makes you look stupid.


"Does he even exist? How the hell should I know? What I can tell you is that not once in the entire history of the world has he intervened to stop bad things happening and I certainly don't expect him to start now.

"Famine, genocide, global warming - if you're waiting for God to sort it out you'd better bring a flask and a packed lunch because you will be there all day.

"I suppose there might be a God, but even if there is I suspect he's a very lazy, selfish God who finds you and all your friends incredibly tedious."


Experts stressed that if God was either indifferent or did not exist then then it raised the important theological question of what the **** was the point of the Archbishop of Canterbury.

Dr Julian Cook, of Gibb's College, Oxford, said: "And if God's not going to do anything about global warming then why the hell am I listening to this fruitcake talking about it? We may as well make Michael Fish the Archbishop of Canterbury."

Dr Williams added: "Anyway, this does mean you will have to find something else to do on Sunday mornings between 11 and 12. Personally I'm a big fan of Countryfile."

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Point of order - one is not supposed to blow

HTH

Advanced technique.