And once again

[Foxy Moron]

The brochure stated: 'No hairdressers at the accommodation'. We're trainee hairdressers - will we be OK staying here?"

[Foxy Moron]

I liked this one best

"When we arrived in Spain it seemed quite pleasant at first, then we realised it was full of bloody foreigners"

I was joking when I posted this, having not read them, but it's actually like one of the complaints!

[TimberWolf]

the unwashed masses show just how dumb they are.

Top 20 stupid complaints from british holiday makers.

My personal favorite was :

"On my holiday to Goa in India, I was disgusted to find that almost every restaurant served curry. I don't like spicy food at all."

I had much the same problem when I toured Thailand/Malasia. Apart from MacDonald visits, etc I went mostly hungry. I lost half a stone and could do one arm-pullups. But when I got to Singapore I ordered a big steak, which I soon discovered it was spicy too and unpalatable. I am more tolerant of ponced-up/ruined food now than I used to be though.

[Foxy Moron]

That's odd because I find McDonalds unpalatable, if that were the only option i think I'd starve too

[threaded]

Well, I went on holiday to Gran Canaria, by booking through a Danish travel agent. There I am in the supermarket and I overhear (in translation): "What do you reckon to that: a darkie! I thought this was a Danish holiday resort."