And once again

[threaded]

Well, I went on holiday to Gran Canaria, by booking through a Danish travel agent. There I am in the supermarket and I overhear (in translation): "What do you reckon to that: a darkie! I thought this was a Danish holiday resort."

[Foxy Moron]

That's odd because I find McDonalds unpalatable, if that were the only option i think I'd starve too

[TimberWolf]

the unwashed masses show just how dumb they are.

Top 20 stupid complaints from british holiday makers.

My personal favorite was :

"On my holiday to Goa in India, I was disgusted to find that almost every restaurant served curry. I don't like spicy food at all."

I had much the same problem when I toured Thailand/Malasia. Apart from MacDonald visits, etc I went mostly hungry. I lost half a stone and could do one arm-pullups. But when I got to Singapore I ordered a big steak, which I soon discovered it was spicy too and unpalatable. I am more tolerant of ponced-up/ruined food now than I used to be though.

[Foxy Moron]

I liked this one best

"When we arrived in Spain it seemed quite pleasant at first, then we realised it was full of bloody foreigners"

I was joking when I posted this, having not read them, but it's actually like one of the complaints!

[Foxy Moron]

The brochure stated: 'No hairdressers at the accommodation'. We're trainee hairdressers - will we be OK staying here?"

[NotAllThere]

I was in McDonalds in Calais, behind a chap who asked the girl if there was vinegar for his fries? What's that about? You don't even get it in McDonalds in the UK?

[TimberWolf]

I liked this one best

"When we arrived in Spain it seemed quite pleasant at first, then we realised it was full of bloody foreigners"

Do they mean the Spanish? The same is true in Britain also.

[thelace]

"I think it should be explained in the brochure that the local store does not sell proper biscuits like custard creams or ginger nuts."

I despair!!!!

[Foxy Moron]

A tourist at a top African game lodge overlooking a waterhole, who spotted a visibly aroused elephant, complained that the sight of this rampant beast ruined his honeymoon by making him feel "inadequate".

It would not make me feel inadequate......

No it would make you feel like it's Biatch

[Foxy Moron]

I liked this one best

"When we arrived in Spain it seemed quite pleasant at first, then we realised it was full of bloody foreigners"

[BrilloPad]

A tourist at a top African game lodge overlooking a waterhole, who spotted a visibly aroused elephant, complained that the sight of this rampant beast ruined his honeymoon by making him feel "inadequate".

It would not make me feel inadequate......

[SizeZero]

I like this one

"We bought 'Ray-Ban' sunglasses for five euros (£3.50) from a street trader, only to find out they were fake."

[Halo Jones]

But for balance it is not just the Brits who say daft things:

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/travel/pi...-tourists.html

And for the record Wales should be closed - all the time

[AlfredJPruffock]

When I went to Goa I was disgusted at the curry too - its not a patch as to what you can get in a curry house in the UK - far too watery and cocconuts served with everything.

Not curry at all.

Why doesnt the Government do something !!????!!!

[DaveB]

the unwashed masses show just how dumb they are.

Top 20 stupid complaints from british holiday makers.

My personal favorite was :

"On my holiday to Goa in India, I was disgusted to find that almost every restaurant served curry. I don't like spicy food at all."