Religion on CVs

[mcquiggd]

I was considering adding a new entry on my CV for religion - was thinking if I put 'Follower of True Islam' I might get more interest from City institutions... what do you think?

I could list my interests as 'backpacking' and describe my character as 'spontaneous'.

I think its a winner.

[DimPrawn]

LOL.

You really need to let it go Mc GUID.

[mcquiggd]

Sorry, its the proscuitto - always goes to my head. Ill have a sip of chianti to counter act it.

[voron]

Put a hobbies section on your CV. For hobbies include 'guiding light'.

Works for Spod

[AlfredJPruffock]

I put down that I'm a believer in the mighty prophet Zarqon.

Always works.

Me too ZG, but best keep these trade secrets between ourselves I think...

All Glories to the Supreme Zargon (c)

[mcquiggd]

Isnt Zargon an equivalent to Toilet Duck?

[MarillionFan]

For a technical job I recommend you put Jedi.
For a managers job I recommend you put Christian Fundementalist
and for a cleaning job put Muslim.

[AlfredJPruffock]

Isnt Zargon an equivalent to Toilet Duck?

Well Toilet Duck is the holy sacrement of Zargon, every morning I take a large swallow of Toilet Duck whilst repeating the secret Zargon mantra which cannot be revealed.

Some may laugh at this but there is nowt like a neck of Toilet Duck to realy get your morning off to a flying start.

[mcquiggd]

Is colonic irrigation one of your morning rituals? Perfect dispenser for it....