Religion on CVs

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mcquiggd replied

12 October 2005, 10:23
Is colonic irrigation one of your morning rituals? Perfect dispenser for it....
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AlfredJPruffock replied

12 October 2005, 10:13
Originally posted by mcquiggd

Isnt Zargon an equivalent to Toilet Duck?

Well Toilet Duck is the holy sacrement of Zargon, every morning I take a large swallow of Toilet Duck whilst repeating the secret Zargon mantra which cannot be revealed.

Some may laugh at this but there is nowt like a neck of Toilet Duck to realy get your morning off to a flying start.
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MarillionFan replied

12 October 2005, 10:10
For a technical job I recommend you put Jedi.
For a managers job I recommend you put Christian Fundementalist
and for a cleaning job put Muslim.
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mcquiggd replied

12 October 2005, 10:07
Isnt Zargon an equivalent to Toilet Duck?
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AlfredJPruffock replied

12 October 2005, 09:53
Originally posted by zeitghost

I put down that I'm a believer in the mighty prophet Zarqon.

Always works.

Me too ZG, but best keep these trade secrets between ourselves I think...

All Glories to the Supreme Zargon (c)
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voron replied

12 October 2005, 07:59
Put a hobbies section on your CV. For hobbies include 'guiding light'.

Works for Spod
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mcquiggd replied

11 October 2005, 21:58
Sorry, its the proscuitto - always goes to my head. Ill have a sip of chianti to counter act it.
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DimPrawn replied

11 October 2005, 21:54
LOL.

You really need to let it go Mc GUID.
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mcquiggd started a topic Religion on CVs

11 October 2005, 21:17
Religion on CVs

I was considering adding a new entry on my CV for religion - was thinking if I put 'Follower of True Islam' I might get more interest from City institutions... what do you think?

I could list my interests as 'backpacking' and describe my character as 'spontaneous'.

I think its a winner.

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