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Well Toilet Duck is the holy sacrement of Zargon, every morning I take a large swallow of Toilet Duck whilst repeating the secret Zargon mantra which cannot be revealed.Originally posted by mcquiggdIsnt Zargon an equivalent to Toilet Duck?
Some may laugh at this but there is nowt like a neck of Toilet Duck to realy get your morning off to a flying start.
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For a technical job I recommend you put Jedi.
For a managers job I recommend you put Christian Fundementalist
and for a cleaning job put Muslim.
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Me too ZG, but best keep these trade secrets between ourselves I think...Originally posted by zeitghostI put down that I'm a believer in the mighty prophet Zarqon.
Always works.
All Glories to the Supreme Zargon (c)
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Put a hobbies section on your CV. For hobbies include 'guiding light'.
Works for Spod
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Sorry, its the proscuitto - always goes to my head. Ill have a sip of chianti to counter act it.
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Religion on CVs
I was considering adding a new entry on my CV for religion - was thinking if I put 'Follower of True Islam' I might get more interest from City institutions... what do you think?
I could list my interests as 'backpacking' and describe my character as 'spontaneous'.
I think its a winner.Last edited by mcquiggd; 11 October 2005, 21:58.Tags: None
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