CUK Insults Thread

[Rookie]

Just think about the logistics of this particular insult next time you sneeze up your partner's arse.

What do you mean 'next time'?

[Drewster]

Just think about the logistics of this particular insult next time you sneeze up your partner's arse.

It was a quote from a 3 yr old.. You.... You.... You ROTTER!

[sasguru]

You all are brilliant. Well done.

Oh wrong thread.

[Old Greg]

What do you mean 'next time'?

Don't pretend you're smart enough to have learnt your lesson from last time. Or attractive enough to have a partner.

[Mich the Tester]

It was a quote from a 3 yr old.. You.... You.... You ROTTER!

Well then pass my message on to the three year old, you blighter!

[Drewster]

You all are brilliant. Well done.

Oh wrong thread.

Winker

[Old Greg]

You all are brilliant. Well done.

Oh wrong thread.

A self-insulting model. Saves the rest of us an afternoon's work.

Although the rest of you are unemployable, anyway.

[Rookie]

Don't pretend you're smart enough to have learnt your lesson from last time. Or attractive enough to have a partner.

I never pretend. However, you were the exception.

[Mich the Tester]

Although the rest of you are unemployable, anyway.

That's a complement, you nincompoop.

[Rookie]

That's a complement, you nincompoop.

Wrong thread.