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Well, I faked it.I'm better than dirt. Well, most kinds of dirt, not that fancy store-bought dirt... I can't compete with that stuff. -
Cybertory loves Gordon Brown and votes LabourThe court heard Darren Upton had written a letter to Judge Sally Cahill QC saying he wasn’t “a typical inmate of prison”.
But the judge said: “That simply demonstrates your arrogance continues. You are typical. Inmates of prison are people who are dishonest. You are a thoroughly dishonestly man motivated by your own selfish greed.”Comment
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...and wiped it on the curtains afterwards.Originally posted by Rookie View PostWell, I faked it.And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014Comment
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contractor79 is a muslim.Originally posted by Bagpuss View PostCybertory loves Gordon Brown and votes LabourAnd what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014Comment
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Try faking the virology blood test results.Originally posted by Rookie View PostWell, I faked it.Comment
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In the words of my 3 year old son "poo face"Originally posted by Drewster View PostCorrected: Wimp!Originally posted by cailin maithHang on - there is actually a place called Cheddar??
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Snotty Snotty Botty Wipe!!!!Originally posted by FSM with Cheddar View PostIn the words of my 3 year old son "poo face"Comment
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Just think about the logistics of this particular insult next time you sneeze up your partner's arse.Originally posted by Drewster View PostSnotty Snotty Botty Wipe!!!!And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014Comment
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I wouldn't trust any of you to sit the right way on the lavatory"Is someone you don't like allowed to say something you don't like? If that is the case then we have free speech."- Elon MuskComment
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