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    #21
    Originally posted by Old Greg View Post
    That was me dressed up as my mum, and you weren't great either, darlin'.
    Well, I faked it.
    I'm better than dirt. Well, most kinds of dirt, not that fancy store-bought dirt... I can't compete with that stuff.

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      #22
      Cybertory loves Gordon Brown and votes Labour
      The court heard Darren Upton had written a letter to Judge Sally Cahill QC saying he wasn’t “a typical inmate of prison”.

      But the judge said: “That simply demonstrates your arrogance continues. You are typical. Inmates of prison are people who are dishonest. You are a thoroughly dishonestly man motivated by your own selfish greed.”

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        #23
        Originally posted by Rookie View Post
        Well, I faked it.
        ...and wiped it on the curtains afterwards.
        And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014

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          #24
          Originally posted by FSM with Cheddar View Post
          Just the way you like it
          Corrected: Wimp!

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            #25
            Originally posted by Bagpuss View Post
            Cybertory loves Gordon Brown and votes Labour
            contractor79 is a muslim.
            And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014

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              #26
              Originally posted by Rookie View Post
              Well, I faked it.
              Try faking the virology blood test results.

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                #27
                Originally posted by Drewster View Post
                Corrected: Wimp!
                In the words of my 3 year old son "poo face"
                Originally posted by cailin maith
                Hang on - there is actually a place called Cheddar??

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                  #28
                  Originally posted by FSM with Cheddar View Post
                  In the words of my 3 year old son "poo face"
                  Snotty Snotty Botty Wipe!!!!

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                    #29
                    Originally posted by Drewster View Post
                    Snotty Snotty Botty Wipe!!!!
                    Just think about the logistics of this particular insult next time you sneeze up your partner's arse.
                    And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014

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                      #30
                      I wouldn't trust any of you to sit the right way on the lavatory
                      "Is someone you don't like allowed to say something you don't like? If that is the case then we have free speech."- Elon Musk

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