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ace00 replied

20 March 2009, 13:14
You useless, good for nothing, lazy dole-scum - I've had to bump this up all by myself.
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OwlHoot replied

19 March 2009, 23:09
Originally posted by TimberWolf View Post

Big nose.

Thou flap-eared beetle-headed rogue!
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BrilloPad replied

19 March 2009, 21:22
So has the insults thead won?
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Old Greg replied

19 March 2009, 20:00
Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post

Are you a recruitment agent called Gordon Mandelson?

No. He's his b1tch.
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BrilloPad replied

19 March 2009, 19:18
Originally posted by TykeMerc View Post

I'm not sure which is the worst insult, being called :-

An Agent
Gordon Brown
Mandelson

They're all incredibly ugly things to call another person, mind you calling me a Lancastrian or Southerner came close.

The pure nastiness of the human soul has been displayed in all of its glory on this thread, you're a bunch of utter gimps with all of the charm of a syphillitic sore and the appeal of a road traffic incident on the M1 at rush-hour.

Are you a recruitment agent called Gordon Mandelson?
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TykeMerc replied

19 March 2009, 17:51
I'm not sure which is the worst insult, being called :-

An Agent
Gordon Brown
Mandelson

They're all incredibly ugly things to call another person, mind you calling me a Lancastrian or Southerner came close.

The pure nastiness of the human soul has been displayed in all of its glory on this thread, you're a bunch of utter gimps with all of the charm of a syphillitic sore and the appeal of a road traffic incident on the M1 at rush-hour.
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Drewster replied

19 March 2009, 16:01
Originally posted by Zippy View Post

flip off you Bob Shawadiwadi clone

I am indeed thanking you very nicely - t*ss p*t
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Zippy replied

19 March 2009, 15:58
Originally posted by Drewster View Post

Correction: .... you dopey mare!

**** off you Bob Shawadiwadi clone
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Drewster replied

19 March 2009, 15:54
Originally posted by Zippy View Post

I don't think this is meant to be a serious thread Pogle

Correction: .... you dopey mare!
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Mich the Tester replied

19 March 2009, 15:52
Originally posted by Zippy View Post

I don't think this is meant to be a serious thread Pogle

Shame. I was hoping to watch her stapling her arse to the bacon slicer.
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Zippy replied

19 March 2009, 15:51
Originally posted by Pogle View Post

OK then...

You are all a bunch of right wing, money grabbing, arrogant, anal retentive morons with the charm and personality of a cheese grater. Your pedantry and immaturity are breathtaking. I would rather staple my arse to a bacon slicer than spend anymore time in your sexist self obsessed company.

I don't think this is meant to be a serious thread Pogle
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Mich the Tester replied

19 March 2009, 15:51
You are Gordon’s dangleberries.
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Drewster replied

19 March 2009, 15:51
Originally posted by Mich the Tester View Post

Is this supposed to be an insult, you fekwit?

I don't know is it? N*bend
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Mich the Tester replied

19 March 2009, 15:50
Originally posted by Svalbaard View Post

Yer all a bunch of forum posting, work shy, fekkin fekkers.

Is this supposed to be an insult, you fekwit?
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Svalbaard replied

19 March 2009, 15:49
Yer all a bunch of forum posting, work shy, fekkin fekkers.
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