Handbag for a BJ

[voodooflux]

What for the BJ or the Handbag?

You'd probably want to get the old dears to take their teeth out first.

[Drewster]

... FYI - Shoes are also a good substitute for handbags.

Surely all your bits and bobs would fall out!

[Mr Crosby]

You can get loads of moody bags look like the real thing for £20.

[cailin maith]

You can get loads of moody bags look like the real thing for £20.

Any woman who knows her handbags will spot a fake a mile off.

[Mr Crosby]

Any woman who knows her handbags will spot a fake a mile off.

Not everyone

[Drewster]

Any woman who knows her handbags will spot a fake a mile off.

Any bloke who is breathing can recognise a BJ errr but not from a mile off!!

[DaveB]

Any bloke who is breathing can recognise a BJ errr but not from a mile off!!

If she can suck that hard......

[cailin maith]

If she can suck that hard......

[Mich the Tester]

I raised the subject of having a steak and a BJ at the weekend, however all I ended up with was a pizza.

So I asked how could I improve my monthly BJ count. Mrs FSM suggested that I could get one for each new handbag I buy her.

What does the panel think about this deal?

I have found many suitable handbags for between £30 and £40 in the Next catalogue.

There are lots of west African handbag salesmen in most European cities who'll sell you a 'genuine' Prada handbag for under a fiver. I'm sure they'll smile knowingly as you hand over your cash.

[Bagpuss]

FYI - Shoes are also a good substitute for handbags.

Is there still enough room for your foot?