Handbag for a BJ

[FSM with Cheddar]

I raised the subject of having a steak and a BJ at the weekend, however all I ended up with was a pizza.

So I asked how could I improve my monthly BJ count. Mrs FSM suggested that I could get one for each new handbag I buy her.

What does the panel think about this deal?

I have found many suitable handbags for between £30 and £40 in the Next catalogue.

[DimPrawn]

Did you marry a prostitute?

[cailin maith]

I raised the subject of having a steak and a BJ at the weekend, however all I ended up with was a pizza.

So I asked how could I improve my monthly BJ count. Mrs FSM suggested that I could get one for each new handbag I buy her.

What does the panel think about this deal?

I have found many suitable handbags for between £30 and £40 in the Next catalogue.

What kind of BJ do you think you would get for that? Not even worth a lick

I like Mrs FSM's style!

[cailin maith]

Did you marry a prostitute?

You just don't get the lure of handbags, do you?

FYI - Shoes are also a good substitute for handbags.

[voodooflux]

I have found many suitable handbags for between £30 and £40 in the Next catalogue.

Save yourself a few quid and try the charity shops

[DimPrawn]

A lick sounds good.

[Drewster]

Did you marry a prostitute?

........ they are just haggling over price!

[voodooflux]

What kind of BJ do you think you would get for that? Not even worth a lick

Save yourself a few quid and try the charity shops

Forget I said that

[minestrone]

Shower?

[FSM with Cheddar]

Save yourself a few quid and try the charity shops

What for the BJ or the Handbag?