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  • FSM with Cheddar
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    Originally posted by Bumfluff View Post
    Trick is to find a women who actually likes to give BJ's, I have been a very fortunate man, both my ex and current squeeze love giving them, don't want to rub in, but I recon I've had at least 10 BJ's this month so far BumFluff in cock swinging mode
    Perhaps you could point your ex in the direction of some of the desperate people of this board.

    P.S jammy git

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  • FSM with Cheddar
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    Originally posted by DaveB View Post
    How has this thread not ended up in Light Relief yet?
    The relief from a BJ is anything but light.

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  • DaveB
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    Originally posted by Mich the Tester View Post
    No, it's best not to rub it in; always easier to wipe it on the curtains.
    Unless it's the ladies chesticles that are being rubbed

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  • Churchill
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    All this smut and it's not even Friday!

    As for you CM...

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  • Mich the Tester
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    Originally posted by Bumfluff View Post
    Trick is to find a women who actually likes to give BJ's, I have been a very fortunate man, both my ex and current squeeze love giving them, don't want to rub in
    No, it's best not to rub it in; always easier to wipe it on the curtains.

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  • Drewster
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    Originally posted by Bumfluff View Post
    Trick is to find a women who actually likes to give BJ's, I have been a very fortunate man, both my ex and current squeeze love giving them, don't want to rub in, but I recon I've had at least 10 BJ's this month so far BumFluff in cock swinging mode
    C**t, B*****d, W*****r - I hope it falls off!

    Sorry Just jealous!

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  • Bumfluff
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    Originally posted by FSM with Cheddar View Post
    I raised the subject of having a steak and a BJ at the weekend, however all I ended up with was a pizza.

    So I asked how could I improve my monthly BJ count. Mrs FSM suggested that I could get one for each new handbag I buy her.

    What does the panel think about this deal?

    I have found many suitable handbags for between £30 and £40 in the Next catalogue.
    Trick is to find a women who actually likes to give BJ's, I have been a very fortunate man, both my ex and current squeeze love giving them, don't want to rub in, but I recon I've had at least 10 BJ's this month so far BumFluff in cock swinging mode

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  • voodooflux
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    Originally posted by DaveB View Post
    How has this thread not ended up in Light Relief yet?
    It's only a matter of time, shirley.

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  • voodooflux
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    Originally posted by Drewster View Post
    Was that a typo?? wink?

    Just asking!
    Nope, just avoiding an offensive word

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  • DaveB
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    Originally posted by voodooflux View Post
    I just hope she has the supply to keep up with demand.
    She's certainly a game girl

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  • voodooflux
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    Originally posted by Mich the Tester View Post
    I'm sure she won't when she realizes people will pay for it. She's a contractor after all.
    I just hope she has the supply to keep up with demand.

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  • DaveB
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    How has this thread not ended up in Light Relief yet?

    Are the Mods asleep or out buying handbags?

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  • Drewster
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    Originally posted by voodooflux View Post
    I have you know I w*rk hard for the paddle.
    Was that a typo?? w*nk?

    Just asking!

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  • voodooflux
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    Originally posted by DaveB View Post
    and I should know
    OK, it was a handbag and a pair of shoes.

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  • voodooflux
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    Originally posted by Drewster View Post
    Be fair - CM will give anyone a good spanking for nothing!
    I have you know I w*rk hard for the paddle.

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