Reply to: Handbag for a BJ

[FSM with Cheddar]

Trick is to find a women who actually likes to give BJ's, I have been a very fortunate man, both my ex and current squeeze love giving them, don't want to rub in, but I recon I've had at least 10 BJ's this month so far BumFluff in cock swinging mode

Perhaps you could point your ex in the direction of some of the desperate people of this board.

P.S jammy git

[FSM with Cheddar]

How has this thread not ended up in Light Relief yet?

The relief from a BJ is anything but light.

[DaveB]

No, it's best not to rub it in; always easier to wipe it on the curtains.

Unless it's the ladies chesticles that are being rubbed

[Churchill]

All this smut and it's not even Friday!

As for you CM...

[Mich the Tester]

Trick is to find a women who actually likes to give BJ's, I have been a very fortunate man, both my ex and current squeeze love giving them, don't want to rub in

No, it's best not to rub it in; always easier to wipe it on the curtains.

[Drewster]

Trick is to find a women who actually likes to give BJ's, I have been a very fortunate man, both my ex and current squeeze love giving them, don't want to rub in, but I recon I've had at least 10 BJ's this month so far BumFluff in cock swinging mode

C**t, B*****d, W*****r - I hope it falls off!

Sorry Just jealous!

[Bumfluff]

I raised the subject of having a steak and a BJ at the weekend, however all I ended up with was a pizza.

So I asked how could I improve my monthly BJ count. Mrs FSM suggested that I could get one for each new handbag I buy her.

What does the panel think about this deal?

I have found many suitable handbags for between £30 and £40 in the Next catalogue.

Trick is to find a women who actually likes to give BJ's, I have been a very fortunate man, both my ex and current squeeze love giving them, don't want to rub in, but I recon I've had at least 10 BJ's this month so far BumFluff in cock swinging mode

[voodooflux]

How has this thread not ended up in Light Relief yet?

It's only a matter of time, shirley.

[voodooflux]

Was that a typo?? wink?

Just asking!

Nope, just avoiding an offensive word

[DaveB]

I just hope she has the supply to keep up with demand.

She's certainly a game girl

[voodooflux]

I'm sure she won't when she realizes people will pay for it. She's a contractor after all.

I just hope she has the supply to keep up with demand.

[DaveB]

How has this thread not ended up in Light Relief yet?

Are the Mods asleep or out buying handbags?

[Drewster]

I have you know I w*rk hard for the paddle.

Was that a typo?? w*nk?

Just asking!

[voodooflux]

and I should know

OK, it was a handbag and a pair of shoes.

[voodooflux]

Be fair - CM will give anyone a good spanking for nothing!

I have you know I w*rk hard for the paddle.