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    #61
    March the 19th 2009 was much like any other Spring day in Bakingstoke - and AJ Pruffock - an electronic file clerk at an insurance company, was on his way to work as usual when - nothing happened!


    Scarcely able to believe his eyes, Pruffock looked down, but one glance confirmed his suspicions: behind a bush, on the side of the road, there was no severed arm, no dismembered trunk of a man in his late fifties, no head in a bag – nothing, not a sausage!

    This was not to be the start of any trail of events which would not, in no time at all, involve him in neither a tangled knot of suspicion nor any web of lies, which would - had he been not uninvolved - surely have led him to no other place than the Central Criminal Court of the Old Bailey.

    But it was not to be!

    Pruffock reached his office at 9.05 a.m.., exactly the same time he usually got in.

    ENID: Morning, Mr. Pruffock

    Pruffock Morning, Enid.

    Enid, a sharp-eyed, clever young girl, who had been with the firm for only four weeks, couldn't help noticing the complete absence of tiny, but telltale blood stains on Mr. Pruffocks clothing.

    Nor did she notice anything strange in Mr Pruffocks behaviour that whole morning, nor the next morning nor at any time before or since the entire period she worked with that firm.

    Pruffock : Have the new paper clips arrived, Enid?

    ENID: Yes, they are over there, Mr Pruffock

    Pruffock : Oh.

    But for the lack of any untoward circumstances for this young secretary to notice and the total non-involvement of Mr. Pruffock in anything illegal, the full weight of the law would have ensured that Alfred Jeremy Pruffock would have ended up like all who challenge the fundamental laws of our society: in an iron coffin with spikes on the inside!

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      #62
      Originally posted by Sysman View Post
      Day 0. Well, it looks like God picked a sunny day for the end of the world.
      .
      Indeed - a nice, sunny day....that's always how it starts...
      Bored.

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        #63
        Originally posted by ace00 View Post
        Indeed - a nice, sunny day....that's always how it starts...
        How do you know, was you there?
        Just call me Matron - Too many handbags

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          #64
          Originally posted by zara_backdog View Post
          How do you know, was you there?
          I'm saying nothing, but 19/03/09 ....1x9x3x9 = 243.......2+4 & 2x3 & 3x4/2 = ??? Draw your own conclusions.....just sayin'
          Bored.

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            #65
            Have been too busy to check the board recently so thought I would see if the world ended yesterday.

            Anyone know?

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              #66
              Originally posted by Clippy View Post
              Have been too busy to check the board recently so thought I would see if the world ended yesterday.

              Anyone know?
              Yes it did. Hell is sitting in an office, posting on CUK all day.
              "Experience hath shewn, that even under the best forms of government those entrusted with power have, in time, and by slow operations, perverted it into tyranny. "


              Thomas Jefferson

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                #67
                Originally posted by ace00 View Post
                Indeed - a nice, sunny day....that's always how it starts...
                Errrrrr ends - Shirley?

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                  #68
                  Originally posted by Clippy View Post
                  Have been too busy to check the board recently so thought I would see if the world ended yesterday.

                  Anyone know?
                  Yes, the Earth from space looks like your avatar now, although it hard to spot during the day.
                  Work in the public sector? Read the IR35 FAQ here

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