March the 19th 2009 was much like any other Spring day in Bakingstoke - and AJ Pruffock - an electronic file clerk at an insurance company, was on his way to work as usual when - nothing happened!
Scarcely able to believe his eyes, Pruffock looked down, but one glance confirmed his suspicions: behind a bush, on the side of the road, there was no severed arm, no dismembered trunk of a man in his late fifties, no head in a bag – nothing, not a sausage!
This was not to be the start of any trail of events which would not, in no time at all, involve him in neither a tangled knot of suspicion nor any web of lies, which would - had he been not uninvolved - surely have led him to no other place than the Central Criminal Court of the Old Bailey.
But it was not to be!
Pruffock reached his office at 9.05 a.m.., exactly the same time he usually got in.
ENID: Morning, Mr. Pruffock
Pruffock Morning, Enid.
Enid, a sharp-eyed, clever young girl, who had been with the firm for only four weeks, couldn't help noticing the complete absence of tiny, but telltale blood stains on Mr. Pruffocks clothing.
Nor did she notice anything strange in Mr Pruffocks behaviour that whole morning, nor the next morning nor at any time before or since the entire period she worked with that firm.
Pruffock : Have the new paper clips arrived, Enid?
ENID: Yes, they are over there, Mr Pruffock
Pruffock : Oh.
But for the lack of any untoward circumstances for this young secretary to notice and the total non-involvement of Mr. Pruffock in anything illegal, the full weight of the law would have ensured that Alfred Jeremy Pruffock would have ended up like all who challenge the fundamental laws of our society: in an iron coffin with spikes on the inside!
Scarcely able to believe his eyes, Pruffock looked down, but one glance confirmed his suspicions: behind a bush, on the side of the road, there was no severed arm, no dismembered trunk of a man in his late fifties, no head in a bag – nothing, not a sausage!
This was not to be the start of any trail of events which would not, in no time at all, involve him in neither a tangled knot of suspicion nor any web of lies, which would - had he been not uninvolved - surely have led him to no other place than the Central Criminal Court of the Old Bailey.
But it was not to be!
Pruffock reached his office at 9.05 a.m.., exactly the same time he usually got in.
ENID: Morning, Mr. Pruffock
Pruffock Morning, Enid.
Enid, a sharp-eyed, clever young girl, who had been with the firm for only four weeks, couldn't help noticing the complete absence of tiny, but telltale blood stains on Mr. Pruffocks clothing.
Nor did she notice anything strange in Mr Pruffocks behaviour that whole morning, nor the next morning nor at any time before or since the entire period she worked with that firm.
Pruffock : Have the new paper clips arrived, Enid?
ENID: Yes, they are over there, Mr Pruffock
Pruffock : Oh.
But for the lack of any untoward circumstances for this young secretary to notice and the total non-involvement of Mr. Pruffock in anything illegal, the full weight of the law would have ensured that Alfred Jeremy Pruffock would have ended up like all who challenge the fundamental laws of our society: in an iron coffin with spikes on the inside!
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